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America’s Next Hot Bottom, X-Men’s Havok Snapped With Gay Porn Star & More!

Do You Want To Be On Bottom? Introducing “America’s Next Hot Bottom,” a new porn parody and music video from Rhea Litré and Jet Set Men. The video above is the teaser to porn parody, which features Brett Summers. Well this is certainly a first – promoting a gay porn DVD with a music video. Creative points for parodying America’s Next Top Model. It’s surprising it hasn’t been done before. Anyway, here’s the NSFW version of the music video.

A Man, A Ball And A Gag: AccidentalBear thinks you’ll fall in love with Brian, a scruffy model who was photographed by Alex Girard.

TwitPic: Lucas Till, who is reportedly playing Havok in X-Men: Days of Future Past, snapped a pic with gay porn star Pierre Fitch. Let the fanfiction begin!

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19 Comments

  • tardis

    Who took a pic with who?!

  • tardis

    …hmm. I think I got it.

    Lucas Till on set of X-Men: Days of Whatever + Gay director Bryan Singer = Pierre Fitch!

  • Rock Star

    I guess it is nice to see healthy in shape average looking men get some attention. Everybody needs to be recognized for something or other.

  • Katbox

    eww@sandals

  • JasonBrownUK

    I saw a short doco about Pierre Bitch when he visited Australia. It’s sickening the way these porn actors get worshiped like they’re Nobel scientists. And his behavior was foul.
    Not impressed by him at all.

  • WhyteRabbit

    @JasonBrownUK: gay “porn stars get worshiped like Nobel scientists…” i don’t even know where to begin picking that statement apart. most porn stars live in relative obscurity, working hundreds of hours to cover cost of living, dying early due to overdose, suicide, disease, or murder. i don’t see many Nobel laureates getting worshiped that way.

  • tardis

    @WhyteRabbit:
    It sounds outlandish, but JamesBrownUK is partially right. Of course, not all gay porn stars are treated royally, but they pretty much are worshiped at events or their followers. I mean, look at Dolph Lambert and Elton John. Porn stars get a lot of credit, and I’m not saying that to be judgemental.

  • glitterbang

    Pierre Fitch is the gay porn world’s fashion equivalent of Adam Sandler. It’s like putting a Visa Gold card in a plastic Spongebob wallet from the dollar store.

  • Tackle

    Damn! What happened to Pierte Fitch??

  • miagoodguy

    I am sure this young up-and-coming actor would be thrilled to know that he posed for a pic with a gay porn star and it is circulating the internet.

  • Cam

    @miagoodguy:

    Or he already knew.

  • miagoodguy

    Highly unlikely

  • Mr. E. Jones

    @miagoodguy:

    So he just randomly decided to take a pic with some guy on the street? What are the chances that random guy would turn out to be a gay porn model?

  • miagoodguy

    He is an actor who is part of a HUGE movie franchise. Most actors (if they aren’t in a rush to get somewhere or aren’t stuck up) will oblige a fan and take the pic. I am sure he has been approached before by plenty of people to take a pic. I am sure he has taken pics with other people with just as strange job as a porn star.

  • Hansolo

    @Rock Star: Actually it’s white, healthy and in shape is all you need to be a porn star and recognized.

  • Gigi Gee

    Oh lord. Not another story about a porn star. I don’t mind the stories about them, the more the merrier. It’s the bitching from the sniveling little c#nts that respond that gets to me. We get it. Guys who do porn films aren’t “stars” according to you. Blah, blah, blah. You’ve got no problem fapping your days away while watching them, you just need to let the world know that you’re better than them. With each and every outburst you prove but one thing – you’re not better than anyone. STFU!

  • Niall

    @Tackle: LMAO, stole my post. There was actually a time when he was so friggin’ hot, then he got the tattoos, put on more muscle mass and kinda aged badly, sad to see :(

  • balehead

    Damm… is Pierre Fitch looking broke….

  • Darreyl102

    I never got Pierre’s appeal. I mean, he has a nice body, but that face….

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