Former Bachelor star Colton Underwood appeared on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen last night. Underwood came out last April and has since made a Netflix documentary, Coming Out Colton, about his coming out journey.
He’s also fallen in love and announced his engagement to partner, Jordan C. Brown.
Related: Colton Underwood and Jordan C. Brown get engaged
Cohen decided to test Underwood’s knowledge of gay culture. He said he polled 11 gay guys on the WWHL production team a series of questions (“a very unscientific study”) and asked Underwood if he could come up with the correct answers.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
The questions were as follows and you can watch the results below.
1. Which Spider-Man would the gays rather have cast a web over their heart? Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, or Tom Holland?
2. What are the gays worst at: Parallel parking or basic math?
3. What’s the fiercer accessory: A wide-brimmed hat or a bandana?
4. Which ‘Rain On Me’ singer do the gays think is the reigning queen of pop: Lady Gaga or Arianna Grande?
5. Which Sex & The City character do the gays most identify?
6. Which funny lady tickles the gays more: Jennifer Coolidge or Amy Schumer?
7. What do the gays care less about: Sports or cars?
8. What are the gays looking more forward to: New Rihanna music or Lady Gaga’s much-delayed Chromatica Ball?
9. Which Summer House mate would the gays most like to make out with in a pantry: Luke, Carl, Alex, Andrea, or Kyle? [Which Cohen probably threw in because Summer House’s Danielle Olivera was the other guest on the show]
Underwood scored six out of nine correct, leading Cohen to conclude, “he’s gay” (although we’re not sure if getting the Gaga/Grande question incorrect actually revokes his gay card…).
Related: Colton Underwood’s boyfriend throws him a lavish 30th birthday party
Cohen also asked Underwood if he and Brown would be signing a pre-nup before their marriage. Underwood said they would not be doing so.
“We’ve already had this conversation,” he said. “We’re in it for the long haul. I know you guys have opinions on prenups, but… we don’t want to put those vibes out there.”
Cam
That’s what it’s all about with Cohen, stereotypical nonsense, yet when the owner of Dolce and Gabbana said LGBTQ people shouldn’t be allowed to adopt, and queer people were boycotting D&G, Cohen showed up to the Met Gala dressed head to toe in D&G.
And when the owner of Equinox Gym and Soul Cycle held a fundraiser for anti-LGBTQ politicians including Trump, Andy Cohen spoke out AGAINST boycotting. In effect, telling people to help put money into bigots pockets.
So frankly I don’t want to hear anything about Andy Cohen being the arbiter of ANYTHING that is gay.
CatholicXXX
Why would he ask anything but stereotype-based questions? The women who watch that garbage don’t know or care for much else.
mailliw110
Ok? So, what’s the answers! I’m thinking this 50 something gay guy gets them all wrong. Who are these People? I might have to tell my husband that I’m not gay enough. Despite my love of all things dick.
Donston
I mean, Andy Cohen is pretty difficult to like. His whole empire is built on women and queers being catty with each other, getting into people’s business and exploiting it, pushing the most basic stereotypes and just general shallow nonsense. While he also makes sure he doesn’t say or push anything that could lose him clout or money. He’s the prototypical corporate, status and money obsessed “white gay”. I assume him and Colton can be besties.
quantum
I would add that Shameik Moore as Miles Morales is the best Spiderman.
Also, there was that time Andy got super drunk on New Years and ranted incoherently about the mayor for some reason.
Fahd
Count me among the “never-Cohens”. Reinforcing stereotypes isn’t helpful or even amusing really. These guys are not a credit to the sexual orientation.
I don’t know how entrenched Cohen is, but I would have thought Bravo’s owners would have looked elsewhere by now, or are they riding this horse till the bitter end? No wonder I haven’t watched Bravo in literally years.
Donston
The obsession with being “anti-gay stereotypes” can help trigger femme-phobia, queer insecurities, toxic masculinity, internalized phobias, the sea of insecure queer dudes we see online trying to perfectly emulate the “straight’ fvckboy” vibe. However, I also find it corny and counterproductive how some baste in stereotypes. Like, are we really still pushing the “gays” aren’t into sports nonsense? It’s like some want to view orientation as a cult and “culture”, rather than actually embracing people’s individuality, sexualities, dimensions, wherever they are in the gender, sexual, affection, romantic, emotion, comfort, commitment spectrum. It’s not 2002 any longer. It’s not funny.
Doug
I think I knew 3 of these questions, but I’m definitely gay.
scottj
How nice. Let’s lump gay culture into a tidy box of completely insignificant details and use those details to test a known abusive stalker and harasser on said knowledge. Such an icon you are.
cuteguy
Why is this Colton guy still around? Is being gay now a profession? Or is his stalking an innocent girl his full time profession? This is not a good representation of LGBTQ. #CancelColton
james7
Rubbish. These are for people who claim they are gay but don’t actually have much or any sex with men, too busy reading PEOPLE magazine, I guess. Wish I could have written the questions and they would have been along the lines of:
“When you jack off thinking about Jake Gyllenhaul does your cum ever hit your forehead?” Real questions about sex with men, not questions about beauty shop gossip.
moviemag
Well, I guess I’m straight, despite knowing how many times Judy Garland was on the cover of Photoplay in the 40s and having lifelong devotion to daytime soaps…