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Big Brother 15 Houseguest David Girton Is Now Doing Porn On Twitter

david-girtonIt has come to our attention that former Big Brother 15 houseguest David Girton is either searching for a porn contract or having a mental breakdown on Twitter — we’ll leave it up to you to decide.

You may not remember Girton as the clueless surfer dude from last season’s BB because he was the first houseguest evicted. Though he wasn’t around long enough to be privy to the extreme racism and homophobia that dominated last year’s game, he spent his first seven days developing a showmance with Aaryn Gries, who turned out to be the worst PR disaster (/ratings goldmine) in the show’s history.

We can’t say he was on our radar for long (or at all), but here he is now, posting fully nude dick pics, wearing women’s panties, cruising for a dick to suck and seeking weed on Twitter. Consider him back on our radar.

There’s really no explanation for what caused Girton to turn his profile into a XXX paradise, but some things are best left unexplained, right?

Check out some SFW version of his tweets below, and visit his page for all the uncensored goodness.

https://twitter.com/davidgirton2/status/513423284927361025
https://twitter.com/davidgirton2/status/512685950997000192
https://twitter.com/davidgirton2/status/504509115654483968
https://twitter.com/davidgirton2/status/514263668113305600

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