When it comes to Halloween, Colton Haynes doesn’t play around.
Exhibit A: His 2014 costume, Princess Fiona:
https://www.instagram.com/p/9KKmz1DTFR/
Exhibit B: His 2015 look, Ursula:
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https://www.instagram.com/p/9PwzD3DTOV/
And Exhibit C: His 2016 costume, Miss Piggy:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMK4JO1ASnm/
Judging by his previous concepts, can you guess his concept for 2017?
A.) Megyn Kelly
B.) Nuclear Holocaust
C.) Betty Boop
D.) Small Wonder
E.) Teen Wolf’s Isaac Lahey
F.) The Grim Reaper
G.) Marge Simpson
H.) The Neverending Story‘s Luck Dragon
The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?
The answer is G.) Marge Simpson.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bap98tVDtFx/
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bap8h4Tjh-s/?taken-by=coltonlhaynes
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaqcIpXD_oe/?taken-by=coltonlhaynes
Until next year, kiddies.
Ari Gold
Is Colton secretly a drag queen? Why must every costume be over top, involve huge wigs and even huger fake tits?
Danny595
There probably is an effeminacy or crossdressing problem. Maybe he represses it and lets it emerge under the guise of “celebrating Halloween.” It would be wiser for him to address the problem head on with a therapist.
saintST3PH3N
a gay man doing drag for halloween! omg. it’s going to set the gay rights movement back decades! and by all means, if you’re going to dress up for halloween, don’t you DARE be over-the-top. gender-appropriate everyday people outfits ONLY: hedge fund manager, systems analyst, etc.
“an effeminacy or crossdressing problem” <– this mindset is the problem.
n1spirit
I agree with saintST3PH3N; it’s the mindset of queens like Ari Gold and Danny595 that are the problem. Who gives a crap if he wants to dress up in drag (on Halloween or ANY OTHER damn night for that matter). It’s his life; he’s not hurting a damn soul for dressing up and he sure as hell isn’t setting back LGBTQ rights. Get over yourselves, you self-righteous queens! smdh
Walker
Why does every costume he wears involve massive boobs and a weird porn face?
n1spirit
Who cares? He isn’t hurting anyone and if it makes him happy more power to him.
dwes09
Because that is what one does on Halloween. Why are so many here so clueless?
WeHoGuy69
Sorry, but there’s nothing “mind-blowing,” much less creative, about any of his costumes. It’s just money.
dgsea06
Hallo Weenies! He’s Fabbbbullouss! Fun and funny. Great costumes for those with a sense of humor, not just snark and bitch, er, “complain”. I’d love to see him do Betty Boop: Huge head, small tits and, well, whatever.
Please lighten up and enjoy perhaps the only “holiday” we have that isn’t overtly religious. Or political.
Or war-related.
Ghosts, goblins, spooks and demons exist in religion, politics and war, but here we get to make fun of them! And scare them away with carved pumpkins and masks. Not to mention the Voting Booth.
OOps, sorry ’bout that.
I got my bag handy, you got any candy for me?
mrmeowmeow
Seeing this has made my day! XD
Xzamilloh
Can’t wait for him to get married so I can stop hearing about him. That’s how it works on here. Seen Tom Daley lately?
SumSay
Jeez some of you guys are just ridiculously and unsurprisingly depressing. It’s HALLOWEEN!! If you can’t go all out on the other 364 days of the year then when can you? Let the boy have his fun!!
Danny595
I could overlook 1 female Halloween role but every one of these characters from years past and this year is female. Every single one. Something is wrong with him. He may look good on the outside but if it isn’t all together upstairs, you gotta take a pass.
Gina
Since when did the LGBTQ community get so trans-phobic? Whether Colton just happens to like female Halloween costumes or just happens to like crossdressing, how is that a problem for anyone here? How is either of those possibilities, “not together upstairs?”
Geez, get a clue and get a life. And maybe walk a mile in another man’s panties before you judge him.
David Myers
Who made you chief of police for enforcing gender appropriateness? Quit being so homo/transphobic!!! What are you even doing on this website in the first place. Go away TROLL you have no power here!
n1spirit
Danny595, get a clue. Better yet, get a life… You’re either a troll or one very, VERY bitter queen. Either way, your presence here is no longer warranted if all you have to contribute is snarkiness and judging people who aren’t hurting a damn soul by dressing up for Halloween. Idiot.
mhoffman953
Once was enough, doing the same costume over and over again for years is lame
dwes09
It is strange how many regressives, who otherwise LOVE being politically incorrect, especially if it demeans or insults others are taking offense to a bit of harmless fun.
Makes it seem even more likely you are a heterosexual here to harass gay men, or plagued by foolish self-hatred for being gay.
socaliscorpio
if he wasn’t going to be shirtless and gorgeous, then I would expect some dayum good costumes, and he delivered!
seaguy
He’s into Halloween that is for sure.
stevetalbert
His inner persona is obviously a fat woman. Probably someone in his past. They arent “scary” fat women, just fat.
BriBri
An Anne Frank costume would have been better.
gravityyaoi
This just in: Rich white guy has tacky costumes.
This really is the gay version of a straight guy going in a tacky novelty phallic costume like an electric plug or snake charmer, etc.
PARKAVMAN
It sounds like a gaggle of jealous, gossiping, queens who think their opinion matters. It doesn’t. Colton has found some success in acting and he seems much happier in private. I believe he is married, but either way, you clicked on the article, so you must have some interest. Just ignore him if he bothers you. Why can’t snarky queens think everyone should know their opinion. If you can’t just congratulate him on his success and great costumes…STFU.
David Myers
Here here!!!
n1spirit
Amen! (Well said) To the bitter queens commenting on here who’ve nothing better to do, “Get a life. Clearly, yours is missing something.”
ElPillo
“Mind blowing”? Yawn
baggins435
Dear, dear Colton,
Thanks for the Mammaries.
Keebler ILF
This reminds me of a recent Will & Grace episode where Will pointed out that Jack has dressed up as Lady Gaga for the past few Halloweens…and sometimes NOT Halloween.
In that pool video, I didn’t realize Colton was such a good twerker.