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Ellen DeGeneres’ Fury Toward Simon Cowell Forces Them to Opposite Sides of the Table

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Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t appreciate Simon Cowell’s sexual advances. Not because she’s a lesbian, you see, but because unless you put this giant piece of earth material on a woman’s finger, nobody does. Which is why Ellen is no longer sitting next to American Idol‘s lead interrogator, as she was on Day 1. Or, a more plausible reason:

Ellen cannot stand Simon, and in order to explain to viewers why they aren’t going to be seated side-by-side anymore, they came up with this funny video. But it’s no laughing matter; Ellen can’t wait for him to leave the show.

And Idol just. got. interesting!

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