Okay, then. American Horror Story outdid itself with some especially frisky antics in the most recent episode of Cult.
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Spoiler alert: Colton Haynes character Detective Jack Samuels beds down maniacal cult leader Kai Anderson (Evan Peters), and the results are decidedly creepy-sexy — the greatest sexy of all.
The gist: Samuels “enters” Kai’s sister Winter (played by Billie Lourd) while Kai “enters” him.
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The scene begins as a standard make-out session between Haynes and Peters before things get, well, like this:
https://justinscakes.tumblr.com/post/166803950204/evan-peters-fucking-colton-haynes-in-american/embed
Oh… here’s the kissing scene, by the way:
Understandably, Twitter had a thing or two to say about all this sexy business:
AHS this week was literally Evan Peters convincing Colton Haynes that he is a power-bottom.
— Michael Wachowiak (@mikewachowiak) October 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/bloodyblack0ut/status/923441311524499456
https://twitter.com/Pass_da_chicken/status/923018244969123841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fattitude.co.uk%2Fcolton-haynes-and-evan-peters-gay-sex-scenes-send-american-horror-story-cult-viewers-into-meltdown%2F
hold up hold up hold up there was a colton haynes and evan peters sex scene on ahs why haven't i been watching this season UGH pic.twitter.com/NjAdenJ90P
— ethan (@ethanshumjr) October 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/TellWilliamsIV/status/923019637457072128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fattitude.co.uk%2Fcolton-haynes-and-evan-peters-gay-sex-scenes-send-american-horror-story-cult-viewers-into-meltdown%2F
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mhoffman953
Colton’s only role this season has been to bottom to all of the leading male characters then he dies
gravityyaoi
Anything to get the masses to watch. With as much weird sexual things they’ve done already this season it kind of watered it down. It’s not shocking anymore and it’s just fanservice to keep guys watching.
baal61
Ratings ^ k’
paul dorian lord fredine
if that scene freaked people out then apparently they’re not familiar with ahs.. maybe a little ‘oh, really? okay.’ but nothing to get freaked out over unless you’re all 99 members of the ‘million moms. then again it doesn’t take much to get their ample bloomers in a bunch.
Xzamilloh
Define “Everyone”… because even the tweets about it aren’t that heavily retweeted and/or liked.
Topnine
It’s 2017, that so-called love scene could’ve been a lot more. Television is not even where it was with Nip/Tuck when it comes to homoerotic love scenes and male nudity.
Ken A.
I saw it but I wouldn’t say everyone is freaking out. It was done well.
Felecia
Ken A. is right; it WAS done well. I’ve spent my life having to watch the hetero sex-scenes on TV and in films, wanting to gag on all of them. As a lesbian, female-on-female and male-on-male sex is perfectly normal to me. Straight sex-acts only lead to unwanted babies, lol….which WE are not leaving scattered all over the planet, thank you…and the editing in the Colton/Evan scene was more tastefully done than any male-on-female intercourse that I’ve had to endure in order to completely watch a program or movie. Thanks, AHS…..