George Michael Needs Memory Boost

Too much marijuana made George Michael a forgetful boy. The singer has reportedly organized a series of dinner parties during which family and friends will regale him with mnemonic material for his upcoming autobiography. Says one snitchy pal: They have all received emails about it and are happy to go along. No doubt after some drinks there will be a few Careless Whispers uttered that will help him out.” We can only imagine the horrors which await… [The People]