Get Your Tickets Now for 2009’s Crazypants Maniacal Values Summit

2009 Value Voters Summit

Officially, it’s called the Value Voters Summit, but values have nothing to do with the coming together of folks like Rep. Michelle Bachmann, Gov. Tim Pawlenty, Gov. Mike Huckabee, Sen. Tom Coburn, actor Stephen Baldwin, and Planned Parenthood infiltrator Lila Rose. Sponsored by the Family Research Council, it’s a chance to hobnob with America’s greatest bigots. And if you’re lucky, you might score an autograph from Growing Pains star and opposite marriage advocate Kirk Cameron.

We are particularly interested in the “THUGOCRACY – FIGHTING THE VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY” and “MARRIAGE: WHY IT’S WORTH DEFENDING AND HOW REDEFINING IT THREATENS RELIGIOUS LIBERTY” sessions, where the threat of hate crimes legislation and letting gays get married will be discussed with open minds.