Officially, it’s called the Value Voters Summit, but values have nothing to do with the coming together of folks like Rep. Michelle Bachmann, Gov. Tim Pawlenty, Gov. Mike Huckabee, Sen. Tom Coburn, actor Stephen Baldwin, and Planned Parenthood infiltrator Lila Rose. Sponsored by the Family Research Council, it’s a chance to hobnob with America’s greatest bigots. And if you’re lucky, you might score an autograph from Growing Pains star and opposite marriage advocate Kirk Cameron.
We are particularly interested in the “THUGOCRACY – FIGHTING THE VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY” and “MARRIAGE: WHY IT’S WORTH DEFENDING AND HOW REDEFINING IT THREATENS RELIGIOUS LIBERTY” sessions, where the threat of hate crimes legislation and letting gays get married will be discussed with open minds.
Tom in COS
Is it wrong that I want to go to this just so I can have a good laugh?
D-Sun
@Tom in COS:
Not at all, sounds like the comedy event of the season.
dvlaries
You can’t wait to go!
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terrwill
Being that I am such a giving person, I am going to give you a brief summary of some of the descriptions these wackjobs have listed on the “agenda” for their little hatefest….
THE NEW MASCULINITY
Feminism has wreaked havoc on marriage, women, children and men. It is time to redress the disorder it has wrought and that must start with getting the principles and ideals for a new “masculinism” right. Such a “masculinism” will have its dovetailing counterpart in a new “feminism” for they mutually define each other and, in nature, are meant to be complimentary. This panel will begin this exploration.
Summary: Its time for the men don the wife beaters and actually beat their wives
WAIT NO MORE: FINDING FAMILIES FOR WAITING KIDS
For years, the pro-family movement has highlighted the importance of children having a mom and a dad. But right now, more than 127,000 legal orphans are in U.S. foster care, waiting for adoptive families. There are also more than 300,000 churches in the U.S., and God has given clear commands for Christians to care for orphaned children. Come hear how churches and ministries across the country are making a difference in the lives of orphans here and around the world – because every child deserves a mom and a dad.
Summary: We admit there are hundreds of thousands of kids needing a family. Thousands of gays would give these kids a loving home. However we hate gays so much, that we don’t give a shit about the well being of these kids.
THUGOCRACY – FIGHTING THE VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY
“Hate crime” legislation, removal of conscience protections for health care workers, the Fairness Doctrine, groups like ACORN intimidating voters and committing voter fraud, “Card Check” legislation to create a permanent majority – President Obama and the Democratic Party is doing all it can to suppress free speech that they disagree with and that threatens their plans for a “permanent majority” in power. Political pundit Michael Barone calls it a “thugocracy” and “Gangster Government,” how real is this threat and how can we fight it?
Summary: We can’t say “we hate the Ni**er President, So we will use code words like “Thugoracy” and “Gangster Government”
Scary people they are…………………
J. Clarence
Is that a Baldwin I see! Where is Rep Foxx!? You would think she would be there to talk about how Democrats want to kill old people.
I wonder if Sarah Palin is going to make an appearance. That would just be the icing on the cake.
I would advise staying away from the summit for safety reasons. That many dense people in one location is likely to cause gravity to push toward the podium and create a Black hole–which would be good, as we could get rid of so many pieces of dead weight on the human species at once.
I hope this gets covered on C-Span.
Dave
I’d do Kirk Cameron in the ass.
TANK
I think you’d have to remove the banana ray comfort jammed up there before you could “do kirk cameron in the ass”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS_dBla3PqM
TANK
It’s good to see that they’re helping the homeless by inviting rambling vagrant stephen baldwin to discuss things like why he’s one rung above porn.
Richard
Here’s an interesting piece about this subject – Values Not Discussed At The Values Voters Summit
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jim-david/values-not-discussed-at-t_b_69657.html
TANK
“That man over there [stephen baldwin] smells like pee! And he asked me for a dollar.”
schlukitz
I’m curious why Mike Fuckabee’s hairy legs are showing under the overcoat?
geoff
Wow! Sounds like it’ll be a “Who’s Who” of douchebaggery. Good times>
DeAnimator
@geoff: Indeed.
scott ny'er
i hated kirk when he was in growing pains, and i hate him now. Blech.
Kid A
@terrwill: If their most prominent complaint is ACORN, they’re more pathetic than we realized.
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