Time goes by so slowly!
Believe it or not, it is less than two weeks before Madonna’s nearly derailed Celebration World Tour kicks off.
And while many have been skeptical if the the stage spectacular would actually launch after the Material Girl’s harrowing hospitalization at the end of June, Queen Mother Madonna has just fed the children with one of the most hopeful updates yet.
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On Tuesday, Madge shared a slideshow of images where she looked absolutely flawless. Keep your hateration to yourself, kids!
With her face beat for the gawds and her luxurious blonde locks cascading down past her shoulders, Madonna stared seductively into the camera while keeping it old school by rocking a fingerless lace glove.
In another selfie, the music legend wore a lace bustier with her hair braided in pig tails as she flaunted her impeccable bone structure.
A close-up shot put her puckered lips and lash game on blast, while a pic from what looked to be her dressing room exposed her sickening lace ensemble further and teased what her legion of stans may see during her upcoming international trek.
Madonna included screenshots of comments from fans expressing their anticipation of seeing her live on stage, while she continued the conversation by asking what songs people wanted to hear on the Celebration Tour. All of ’em!
She captioned the gallery, “Now Loading………….🖤”
Madonna is scheduled to launch the tour on October 14 at London’s O2 Arena.
The fact that it is really happening is a minor miracle consider how grave the news seemed when it was revealed she was rushed to the intensive care unit after being found unresponsive on June 24.
The serious health emergency put a huge kink in Madonna’s plans as the Celebration Tour’s initial launch for July 15 in Vancouver had to be scrapped. The entire North American leg was postponed and now the first US dates are not until December.
Earlier this week, Madonna dropped new tour merchandise in collaboration with eco-fashion brand Ministry of Tomorrow.
The limited-edition tote bag features two classic images of Madonna with top handles and shoulder straps.
Retailing for $40, all proceeds from the sale of the tote will go towards two charities close to Madonna’s heart: Raising Malawi and the Chema Vision Children’s Center.
So with Madonna back on track, if you haven’t gotten into the groove and secured your tickets to the Celebration Tour, what are you waiting for?
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Gabby
Bishhh is looking so good. I am beyond excited for this tour.
abfab
It’s going to be a blast. If she does The Sphere, can you imagine! Ray Of Light would be outrageous there!
Troyfight
@abfab yes….epic
ShaverC
The meaning of flawless must’ve changed, and she’s so out of it she still thinks a picture of her with her middle finger up is edgy.
Gabby
Edgy enough to make you click on the post and leave a comment.
ShaverC
Gabby, I clicked on the post to see her latest “transformation” which turned out to be nothing. I commented not because it was “edgy” but because it’s the opposite of that. I hope this clears things up for you.
dbmcvey
Gabby, you hurt Shavey’s fee-fees.
abfab
Very few right wing conservatives like/love/adore/appreciate Madonna and so they continue to ridicule her. In fact, I can’t think of one Republican who does.
Tranceboi1
Got to love these miserable people who sit behind there keyboards and spew hate. Just jealous aren’t you? You could never in your lifetime accomplish what Madonna has done. Take you Maga hating comments and go somewhere else. Byeeeeee
ZzBomb
I legit don’t recognize her anymore.
ingyaom
Totally
jc55555
the close-up lips photo is sad. really sad.
abfab
No. Sad is what is happening in Burma. F u ck off.
monty clift
@jc55555, the filters are doing all the heavy lifting. Poor thing. God knows how bad it is in person.
abfab
God only knows how bad MONTY looks is in person. He hides behind a deceased actor. You’re tired. And you’re a bore. Go away.
Mostlikelytobedownvoted
No seriously why do all these women want to look like Khloe Kardashian??? What happened?
SDR94103
I love her no matter what.
barbrasings
I have always enjoyed her but in no way, shape or form is she “the original groundbreaker”. She owes an enormous debt to — among others — Marilyn Monroe, Barbra Streisand and Bette Midler.
abfab
Blossom Dearie, too. xox
monty clift
Marilyn Monroe, Barbra, and Bette are not the original groundbreakers either. The women that came before them (Mae West, Josephine Baker, Marlene Dietrich, etc.) were the ones pushing boundaries and changing things up. The knockoffs that came after were as organic as yesterday’s coffee.
abfab
You are so right, Monty. You’re always right.
BrokebackBob
Well, all I can say at this point is that Madge has figured out how to scare EVERYONE at Halloween.
Just.my.opinion
So ugly, inside and out.
abfab
Both places where you have been.
mildredspierce
She definitely had parts installed. She reminds me of Goldie Hawn as Elise Elliot in The First Wives Club in the scene with her plastic surgeon (Rob Reiner)
“I want young. Science fiction young!”
abfab
”Everytime she crosses her legs her mouth snaps open”!
Joan Rivers on Gloria Vanderbilt’s many face lifts. (Sorry Anderson Cooper, I love you.)
Madonna reinvents. Get over it people. Move on. You will never truely know her, nor do you want to. So for now, get a facial you sorry fags and perhaps an acid peel. You’ll still be ugly. Bye. Madonna has work to do while you type away with your bullshit.
gothvixen
Is ‘impeccable bone structure’ how we’re referring to a surgeon’s sculpting and a few lb of fillers now?
abfab
Yes.
monty clift
Johnny is shady as hell for using that picture of her at the Grammys lol. And just in time for Halloween.
abfab
zzzzzzzzzzz
scotty
even a maggot turns into a fly.
abfab
Brilliance.
Invader7
Wow. Plenty of jealous, haters hiding behind their keyboards. You nasty minded a-holes are pissed off Madonna is getting the attention and you’re not. Where is your body of work? You know the all time best selling female artist ( 300 MILLION + records ), the movies , the videos , the tours, etc? Oh, that’s right y’all haven’t done anything. So go crawl back into your hate & spite filled little lives and be quiet..
abfab
And really, who needs them. It’s like they don’t even TRY to hide how unhip they are on every level. They all sound straight.