We’re only a day into fall, but that means it’s officially calendar season, and these thirsty farming enthusiasts are already harvesting their crops.
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The Irish Farmer Calendar 2023 is here and undeniably queer. This marks the 13th installment of the popular timetable.
It features “hunks of agricultural charm” hailing from Offaly, Mayo, Dublin, Wicklow and Kilkenny, along with their four-legged friends. This is the rare instance we can get behind some aggro energy.
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From dogs, rabbits and even an alpaca, this looks like one happy farm fam:
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“So far, this has gone down a treat with fans and we see new orders coming in every day from all over the world. It is great to see the calendar has universal appeal,” said calendar creator Ciara Ryan.
There are also a few two-legged friends, lest we leave out the ducks and chickens:
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Along with the obligatory December Santa:
It’s currently available to order for €12.99 ($12.59, +$7.75 international shipping).
All images via Irish Farmer Calendar
dario717
I consider this further proof that no man, NO MAN, looks good in jorts.
abfab
What are jorts? And on second look, this all looks a wee bit creepy, laddies.
PoetDaddy
I can’t even begin to fathom why this matters to you, but I don’t see anything wrong with cut-off jeans. Wear ’em or don’t… who cares?
bachy
Beefy cuties, for sure.
But alpacas are the cutest animals ever.
I have dreams about them. Srsly.
abfab
Please don’t show this to Marj Taylor Green. It will be one more tool in her SICK toolbox and she’ll do her best to turn this all into a Gay freek show to punish us even more. And that other republican (name any republican)will fave an effing coronary. But Sarah Suckabee might hang this in her barn now that she’s feeling all better.
There’s one bloke sucking in his stomach when he really does not have to be doing that. Relax!
I love Ireland
Jim
Viaduct?
Invader7
The animals are cool as can be. And the Irish lads.. Oh yeah !!
cwaigy
All extremely gorgeously, stunningly, beautifully, sexy men. I’d marry any / all of them! I can’t tell what I’d do as they are all way too beautiful. What a perfect collection of the worlds sexiest men group! Yum yum yum. Got to get me two copies! One to preserve.
DavidIntl
I think it must be some sort of weird Queerty slant, but this site is always making me feel like I am in such a minority. They will post a dozen photos of guys they think are super-hot, and consistently I am like ‘well, one, kind of, the second-to-last-guy with the lamb seems doable’. I would think that I am just weird in my tastes, except that on other sites, based on the number of followers/viewers/hits/whatever, it seems that I am not at all alone in my tastes, and the sweet, smooth boy-next-door types do have a major following. So why is Queerty so focused on hairy, burly old guys?