On Tuesday, we indelicately steered you towards a now-legendary black-and-white photograph that (allegedly) features Love Island‘s Alex Bowen in all of his glory, and judging by what we’ve seen, that football is barely concealing the goods.
Talk about breaking news. Ouch, son.
Now, for the last several days, gobsmacked witnesses have been taking to Twitter to get their thoughts in order. Yesterday, we focused primarily on fainting females, so let’s check in and see how men are coping with their feelings of lust, longing, and inadequacy.
Oh, and if you still haven’t ogled the image, have a look over yonder.
Alex Bowen literally has everything going for him jeez
— Joe Bramhall (@JoeBramhall) July 27, 2016
— Thomas Miller (@Thomasmiller98) July 27, 2016
To all people shocked from seeing #alexbowen thingy:
Y’all 12 years olds haven’t you watch porn in your life ?
— Ahmad Estatieh (@GraffitiRobot) July 27, 2016
— James Matthews (@reachingforjack) July 27, 2016
It’s good but it isn’t magnificent like mine #alexbowen
— Balti Pie (@BaltiPie1) July 26, 2016
That can not be real ? #AlexBowen
— Charlie Forbes (@CharlieForbes12) July 26, 2016
— Ryan Woods (@ryancwoods88) July 26, 2016
Dbl standards from women over #alexbowen if i saw a leaked pic of a celeb snatch and said I’d love to finger blast it I’d be called a sleaze
— Carl Covey (@CoveyCarl) July 26, 2016
— ??Marty?? (@ScotsmanMarty) July 26, 2016
— RDRedux (@ReduxRob) July 25, 2016
— jay elton (@jayelton24) July 26, 2016