On Tuesday, we indelicately steered you towards a now-legendary black-and-white photograph that (allegedly) features Love Island‘s Alex Bowen in all of his glory, and judging by what we’ve seen, that football is barely concealing the goods.
Talk about breaking news. Ouch, son.
Related: This Week In Leaks: The Purported Jaw-Dropping Pic Of Reality Star Alex Bowen You Need To See
Now, for the last several days, gobsmacked witnesses have been taking to Twitter to get their thoughts in order. Yesterday, we focused primarily on fainting females, so let’s check in and see how men are coping with their feelings of lust, longing, and inadequacy.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Related: Twitter Responds To That Gargantuan (Alleged) Photo Leak Of Reality Star Alex Bowen
Oh, and if you still haven’t ogled the image, have a look over yonder.
Alex Bowen literally has everything going for him jeez
— Joe Bramhall (@JoeBramhall) July 27, 2016
When you see Alex Bowens leaked picture ? #loveisland #alexbowen pic.twitter.com/VBeVzCn1iT
— Thomas Miller (@Thomasmiller98) July 27, 2016
To all people shocked from seeing #alexbowen thingy:
Y’all 12 years olds haven’t you watch porn in your life ?— Ahmad Estatieh (@GraffitiRobot) July 27, 2016
OK so the #alexbowen cock photo is ridiculous. Someone bigger than @GazGShore
— James Matthews (@reachingforjack) July 27, 2016
It’s good but it isn’t magnificent like mine #alexbowen
— Balti Pie (@BaltiPie1) July 26, 2016
That can not be real ? #AlexBowen
— Charlie Forbes (@CharlieForbes12) July 26, 2016
I need a lie down #alexbowen #leakedpic
— Ryan Woods (@ryancwoods88) July 26, 2016
Dbl standards from women over #alexbowen if i saw a leaked pic of a celeb snatch and said I’d love to finger blast it I’d be called a sleaze
— Carl Covey (@CoveyCarl) July 26, 2016
It’s #AlexBowen in all his (morning) glory! pic.twitter.com/Wn8JJVS5PM
— ??Marty?? (@ScotsmanMarty) July 26, 2016
I’m told this is reality star #AlexBowen…I AM impressed! ??? #horsecock pic.twitter.com/XlLd61Hrxy
— RDRedux (@ReduxRob) July 25, 2016
If zara holland made it down to the bollocks then ill sign the petition to get her the crown back!! #nudger #alexbowen
— jay elton (@jayelton24) July 26, 2016
DDstar1me
Ok queerty..what are we thinking? About 10-12 more articles spotlighting this str8 man?
I just want a rough idea so I can prepare myself. LOL.
bottom250
I want him inside of me.
battles86
@DDstar1me: I know, I never even heard of this guy before but there have been three articles about him in the last three days.
drelocks15
I don’t get what the big deal is here. No pun intended. I mean…ooh, he has a big penis. We’ve all seen bigger at some point in time whether it be in reality or porn etc.
The thirst is real…I guess.
Benny
Not that it isn’t large but mostly it’s the angle, no?
Ken A.
For some reason every one decided to censor it. So was unable to view it.
Ken A.
Never mind finally found it.
SportGuy
So hot!! More!
Captain Obvious
It looked big and all in the picture but I don’t see the point in acting so thirsty over it.
There are plenty of black guys with ones that big or bigger with a lot more girth and no one loses it like this. Way overboard.
I guess you’ll lose it when you see a white guy with a huge ass or fat lips too?
BriBri
It’s too bad he has dried snot on his nose.
BriBri
@Benny: It’s about as thin as an Oscar Meyer wiener.
osman
He should take advantage of this publicity and do some charity work and service the poor and needy.
Cute but not my type !
Arconcyyon
Pink the very face pink jump jump pink my the .