Lonely? Don’t be.
Now, you can keep your very own extremely sexy Justin Bieber underneath the bed, retrieving him whenever you’re in the mood to do all those extremely sexy things you love.
It’s true. A life-sex sex doll is officially yours for the keeping and schtupping, and it only costs $1,400.
That’s a lot of Biebs for your buck.
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The Sun reports you can buy your very own Bieberesque sex doll over at AliBaba, but it’s selling out fast.
The product description currently reads: “This sex doll is made from the most advanced medical thermoplastic elastomer material (TPE) with a full metal skeleton.”
“It can flexibly do all sorts of different sexy poses”
What could possibly be hotter than that? Besides everything?
Ari Gold
Not only does this look NOTHING like him, but why does everything that’s gay and twink-resembling always get compared to Justin? lol He stopped being a twink years ago.
Bob LaBlah
I think the doll looks more like Brent Corrigan than Justin. I wonder if they got creative and put the air stem back in his hole area. Now that would have been cute.
bbg372
It looks more like Tobias Strebel than Justin Bieber.
chris33133
Huh? Only a blind person would say that doll looks anything like a human being.
ElPillo
That’s nasty at so many levels. Bieber = undesirable child (in looks and puerile behavior) pretending to be a man. And the doll is just gross looking. Let’s move on please
antonite813
This sex doll reminds me of Chance Crawford from Gossip Girl.
antonite813
Chace *
padraicj
I was thinking the same thing.
Mr-DJ
Looks like a Korean K-Pop singer
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Paco
It looks like a muscular female.
tham
Eww, I hope it’s not current 23 year old Justin.
He’s not cute anymore…and what’s up with that faux mustache thing he’s been sporting lately? 14 year olds have that mustache.
What might make someone “cute” at 18 doesn’t make them “cute” at 25.
For example Zach Braff…totally cute in his early 20s…in his 40s…he looks Milton Berle.
artoir
sick…