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The Internet is freaking out over the sound of Jared Kushner’s middle-schooler voice

So Jared Kushner made his very first public speaking appearance yesterday to a group of tech CEOs where he discussed updating the government bureaucracy’s technology. For many people, it was the first time they had ever heard Kushner’s voice.

And what a voice it is!

Shrill, nasal, a little bit shaky, and not dissimilar to a middle schooler in the throes of puberty giving, as one Twitter user so eloquently put it, “an 8th grade valedictory speech,” Kushner talked about how “exciting” cloud computing and data migration truly is.

But don’t take our word for it. Hear for yourselves…

Suddenly, it all makes sense why Kushner has never opened his mouth in public before, or why Donald Trump didn’t use him more on the campaign trail, instead opting for folks like soap opera actress and avocado farmer Kimberlin Brown and UFC President Dana White instead.

Now, the responses…

Related: White House staffers think Jared Kushner is a loser and make fun of him behind his back. Sad!

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