It’s debatable whether New York gays or L.A. gays have the upper-hand. But in Congress, the answer is pretty clear.
Cali bois for the win!
California Rep. Robert Garcia introduced a resolution Tuesday to expel New York Rep. George Santos following a damning report from the House Ethics Committee about his allegedly illegal practices and behavior.
The lying congressman is accused of an array of crimes: stealing money from his congressional campaign to pay for his personal expenses, reporting fake loans, deceiving donors and engaging in fraudulent business dealings.
Already facing a 23-count federal indictment, Santos is accused of using the stolen funds to pay for Botox, Sephora and… OnlyFans!
Because of course.
Garcia, an out gay congressman who actually supports LGBTQ+ rights, pledged he would hold House hearings to find out about the OnlyFans transactions alone.
While we’re still waiting on that, expulsion proceedings are a nice alternative.
The freshman rep. introduced the resolution on the House Floor.
Santos’ expulsion seems all but certain. The ethics committee’s Republican chairman, Rep. Michael Guest of Mississippi, issued his own resolution to expel Santos, but didn’t attach a timeline.
Garcia labeled his resolution “privileged,” meaning it must be addressed in two days. While Santos has previously received cynical partisan backing, it’s hard to see many Republicans lining up to defend him.
House investigators compiled more than 170,000 pages of documents and testimonies from witnesses to paint the picture of Santos’ grift. The serial liar is accused of using political donations to fund his high-flying lifestyle, along with creating a fraudulent consulting company that transferred thousands of dollars into one of Santos’ personal checking accounts.
The bipartisan report concludes Santos “sought to fraudulently exploit every aspect of his House candidacy for his own personal financial profit.”
Over the weekend, Santos acknowledged his farce is likely over.
“I know I’m going to get expelled when this expulsion resolution goes to the floor,” he said in a live discussion on Twitter. “I’ve done the math over and over, and it doesn’t look really good.”
Santos lied about his business background, Jewish heritage and even his mother dying on 9/11.
But as it turns out, his downfall may actually come from lying about OnlyFans.
What a perfect end to this gay, MAGA saga.
The liberal advocacy group, MoveOn, rented the perfect balloon for the proceedings.
His tombstone shall read:
— Teresa Tano (@ttano2222) November 28, 2023
Here lies George Santos
just like he always did~
In pure evil gay fashion, Santos is indicating he’ll spill secrets about his colleagues’ debauchery in the event he’s expelled.
“Within the ranks of the United States Congress there’s felons galore,” he said. “There’s people with all sorts of sheisty backgrounds and all of a sudden George Santos is the Mary Magdalene of United States Congress.”
Oh, Saint Santos! Finish them!
“These people need to understand it’s done when I say it’s done, when I want it to be done, not when they want it to be done,” he threatened. “That’s kind of where we are there.”
Amazingly, Santos isn’t the first degenerate GOP rep. who’s threatened to expose his colleagues. Madison Cawthorn claimed other Republican House members held orgies… and then photos leaked of him dressed in sexy women’s lingerie.
There was also a gay face-humping vid.
Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz, another degenerate, is also being threatened with the Cawthorn treatment.
We know one thing: leaked photos of Santos wearing anything aren’t on anybody’s holiday list! Let’s hope this war ends without any retaliations.
Pls…🙏🙏🙏
Related:
It’s official! Matt Gaetz is the most hated politician in Washington, D.C. & possibly the whole world
In a world of Donald Trumps, MTGs, and George Santoses, that’s saying a lot!
Den
“These people need to understand it’s done when I say it’s done, when I want it to be done, not when they want it to be done,” he threatened. “That’s kind of where we are there.”
He needs to understand he is a buffoon. It is not surprising that when a sociopath like him is backed up against a wall he lashes out. But he is ultimately a minor MAGA character and he will be hobbled by his very public humiliation for years to come.
still_onthemark
The only way that statement would make sense is if he RESIGNED. When he gets expelled, it’s definitely “when THEY want it to be done.”
abfab
Finishes. Did he really have to say finishes?
Den
Expels, humiliates, destroys, castrates, undoes, terminates. extirpates….
All words I would have preferred. But it is Queerty, not known for the greatest prose.
Den
I feel the same way about Santos being gay as I do about Ben Shapiro or Stephen Miller being Jewish.
dbmcvey
I usually enjoy messy queens but this one is too much.
Kangol2
She’s like an oilfield on fire!
RIGay
Just be gone already. Just go. And shut the f–k up on your way out.
I live for the day when we can go, “George who?”
Cam
Republican LGBTQ folks just don’t get it. the GOP will go to the matt to defend anybody else, but now YOU! You’re just there to defend them against charges of bigotry and when you aren’t useful you’re gone.
Santos is just another typical Republican criminal. If he was a southern closet case like Lindsay G, they would still be protecting him. lol
quantum
Do you think Rep Garcia’s change in part was precipitated by his firmly held beliefs changing? Or does it have more to do with what you’re talking about–he realized he’d reached the limits of what he could achieve as an out, gay, POC in the GOP?
quantum
Garcia is liess interested in helping the marginzalized than he is cozying up to police unions and property developers.
Garcia and Santos may both be Latinx gay men, but the similarities don’t end their. Before running for office himself, Garcia was a Republican political operative and activist, including as founder of Long Beach Young Republicans.
Jack
Girlllll. Who made that balloon and left off the Burberry scarf he stole from his roommate?? Someone gay needed to be involved in this. Opportunity wasted!
Fahd
I listened to George Santoast´s speech on the floor of the House today. He maintained that all the other Congressmen who had been expelled – I think there were five (5) – were not expelled until after they had been convicted of crimes. True? If he says it, probably not.
He thinks he’s being treated unfairly, and he didn’t say so, but I think what’s behind his effort to hold on, besides his pathetic need for attention, is that he’d like to hold on for a few more paychecks.
Mack
Actually I think the Republicans will hold off. As much as they would like the LGBTQ out of the Republican Party, they need his vote to maintain control of the House. They don’t care about liars or con men other wise they wouldn’t bend over backwards for TRump.
Jeremiah
You’re probably going to be right, unfortunately. Today the violently homophobic Speaker now says he has “reservations” about expelling him.
Baron Wiseman
@Jeremiah
“Violently homophobic?”
What has the House Speaker done that is violently homophobic? Sounds serious, do tell.
abfab
MAGA TROLL ^
dbmcvey
I love how this person who claims to be gay is supporting people who want to reverse marriage equality and make gay sex illegal.
Kangol2
Kitara, the hourglass is drawing down your scam career in Congress to its close. Let’s hope the House can do what your constituents failed to, which is to keep you far away from the levers of power!
A question: why in recent interviews is Kitara Santos wearing so much foundation and facial makeup, as if he’s about to throw on a wig and start lipsyncing Taylor Swift songs?
abfab
Or Maria Callas or Nana Mouskouri.