John Mayer’s Bisexuality Thrills, Confuses

John Mayer fans may be thrilled to hear that the singer kissed a boy. The rest of us are horrified to hear it was Perez Hilton, who declares Mayer “bisexual:”

He is definitely bi,” Hilton declared on Ryan Seacrest‘s KIIS-FM radio show, adding that Mayer is “struggling with his sexuality.”

Of their liplock at NYC club Stereo last year, Hilton said, “He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue.

“I thought he was messing with me,” Hilton went on. “Then he kept going and going.”

Some people are wondering whether Perez and Mayer are playing for Ashton Kutcher’s team, Pop Fiction. That sounds likely, because we totally don’t believe Mayer’s bisexual. He’s very clearly gay.