Jude Law And The Ever Deepening World Of Male Celebrity Cleavage

This photo of Jude Law out shopping in London has been making the rounds and stirring up an age-old aesthetic conundrum — how low is too low when it comes to V-necks?

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And this isn’t the first time he’s been spotted letting his chest breathe.


We’d certainly argue that Jude is looking pretty great these days, but is his he-vage out of control?

Here’s how some other male celebrities show off their pecs for comparison:

Johnny Depp

He may go deep-V, but he keeps it classy with an array of hippie neckwear.

Russell Brand

It’s the “I could button up but why waste this glorious chest hair?” look.

Ryan Gosling

Ryan prefers his cut a little higher to the chin, giving us just enough to start salivating.

Adam Levine

He’s getting pretty low there, but Jude is still winning the battle.

Adrien Brody

Why rock a V-neck when you can just wear a cardigan with no shirt?

We can think of a few reasons.

Messing with that V-line can be a tricky business — you’ve got to go far enough to turn heads, but not far enough that those heads start laughing uncontrollably as you walk by.

SNL nailed it a while back:

Some people just aren’t meant for he-vage.

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