“Payne by name, pain by nature.”
In the below clip, Liam Payne does an absolutely abysmal job keeping a straight face as he reads a series of deeply perverted messages sent in by fans — and that’s understandable, considering he’s forced to say things like, “I would climb you like a tree.”
It’s the first episode of “Perv Pad,” a new segment on BBC Radio 1 Breakfast Show. He’s yet another taste about the sensual pleasures that await you below:
“Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
When the beat dropped,
my panties did, too.”