In the beginning, there was actor/rapper The Game’s executive-level eggplant game:
And it was good. Then there was the second coming of The Game:
And the villagers rejoiced.
Then the one they call Usher joined the pictorial conversation, showing the world his goods:
How about we take this to the next level?
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And for a moment, there was calm.
Well now Instagram is apparently catching on to the fact that it hosts safe-for-work, borderline soft-core porn (a category we happen to be a fan of), and The Game’s pics have been flagged for removal.
They still remain up as of this post, though, so get ’em while they’re hot.
Wonder how the photo giant feels about Usher’s reveal? Is there some sort of VPL rule hidden in the terms and conditions?
Free the eggplant!
AtticusBennett
WOOF
alphacentauri
@AtticusBennett: LMAO I’m not surprised you posted that since you have horrible taste in “men”. These tattooed roided out thugs are gross.
Aromaeus
No interest in The Game but Usher has always been so sexy to me.
Glücklich
Yuck to the Game (ugh, the names). I like tattoos. My husband and I each have a few. But that face tattoo is GROOOOOSSSS. Nearly as bad is the MJ leaf, the height (or nadir) of trashiness. I can just imagine he reeks of weed and I LOATHE that smell.
Realitycheck
Bull $#!% I have the bad luck to watch the Usher sex tape, he is definitely nowhere near rapper Game or anything big LOL
And the ugly shape of it……. OK too much information.
Realitycheck
@Glücklich: Agreed that face tattoo is gross,
nice body and the rest is OK but the face, my god the face.
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Meh (we’ve already seen it). Just as well he has a backup — a walking talking eggplant.. Justin Bieber.
This dude has slipped. Nice groin veins tho.
lauraspencer
Does the Game only have one set of towels?
Daryl Potts
Courtney Tabb
SonOfKings
The Game is well hung, but kind of unattractive otherwise. And he’s sexually nasty. Usher seems charming enough, but who knows,
DarkZephyr
@alphacentauri: this is the second article where I have seen you obsess over Atticus JUST today.
Carlos Zuniga
Who on Earth came up with the term Eggplant? LOL I’m loving it, AND I love eggplant……
UltimateSin
I don’t see any thugs here. I’m willing to bet though that if they were white you would have not have called them thugs. Trash like you disgust me.
Daniel Hobbs
*aubergine ð??
Brian
Let me hold you in my arm, Papi….
Brian
The other thing you need to remember is that while the eggplant may look firm and ripe, the backside can still pong like an open sewer.
Realitycheck
@Carlos Zuniga: You naught bitch LOL
I bet you do!
Greg Ballard
And of course the comment section of the article is filled with hidden racism. Calling Usher a roided out thug? The man hasn’t done a thuggish thing in his life. He writes and performs love song for a living.
alphacentauri
@Greg Ballard: LMAO riiiiiiiiiight love songs. There’s nothing r@c1st about calling a man that takes steroids and has tattoos a roided out thug since that’s what he is.
Xzamilio
@AtticusBennett: I second that WOOF
Xzamilio
I’ll take The Game since no one else wants him lol
@alphacentauri: I’m sure you have evidence of the steroid consumption, right?
NoCagada
Isn’t Usher the one who’s ex GF’s claim he loves to get rimmed?
Robert Small
Dear lord they are both great!
auntsharon
@NoCagada: I thought that was Drake.
theodisc
umm what reveal. his undies are so black I can’te really make out his choadpiece. Can see some potential with his nice sackboy set it sits on top of though.
Glücklich
@auntsharon:
I’d rim Drake. His face is so gorgeous I don’t care what he looks like without clothes.
Kangol
@UltimateSin: Thank you. There’s nothing “thuggish” about Usher. The problem lies not with him but with @alphacentauri.
@Glücklich: Drake has gorgeous face and a hot body. Not sure about the eggplant but he blessed in that department too.
Kangol
Let’s try this again.
@Glücklich: Drake has a gorgeous face and a hot body. Not sure about the eggplant but from what I can see he appears to be blessed in that department too.
Grayson Rouque
Game is fine as hell, dayuuum
Dinodogstar
I don’t know if it’s scientifically true, or even if that’s a truth that can be studied and quantify, that African American men have bigger tools than White men. If needed, I will help out with the gathering and tallying of that important set of facts and measurements for the sake of science and education alone. Kidding aside, just personally, I am not attracted to a single body part alone, even if it’s a sex characteristic- i’m lesbian like that. Even if I watch a porno, it’s GOT to have shown some sort of life and personality to the person being presented as ‘attractive’. Images and posturing is stuff the gay men eat up, and maybe more so really. I think they’re both very good looking guys, and i’ve heard one them occasionally expands the parameters of who it’s thought that man limits his sexual activity to. Give one or both of them a police uniform or a good backstory, and i’d be down for that, asap. Usher seems like a good guy too, smart, talented and friendly with a positive attitude. To me, the sex organ far-north of the dck, is at least as sexy and alluring, and that what’s sort of interesting about sexuality to me. That said, Einstein is not the fuy I want to hook up with or marry. Call me The Game or Usher…
jud
I love the towel sets with the tassels.
tjr101
Am I the only one that sees a tatted pic of Obama on the Game?
Dinodogstar
“Thug” is a lifestyle, more than simply a look..Give me a hot, built L.L. cat, but with a self-supporting career for m-F.. he can dress up all he wants on Saturday, cuz we be rarely leavin’ my crib, yo..
Dinodogstar
So, since I didn’t bring it up, and being called or considered ‘gay’ or ‘bi’ is something to be proud of,,is the blind item true, that the less-built of the two here, were caught sans dck-in-mouth with his bodyguard in some bathroom recently?
SonOfKings
I think when most people use the term “thug” these days, it’s more of a look and a style versus an accurate description of how someone lives. REAL thugs we call goons these days.
Kangol
@tjr101: No, I see it, right beneath the rack of his pecs and above his abs. Just keep in mind, in the entire history of the US we’ve never had anything but white presidents, so quite a few black people in particular commemorated Obama’s historic election in 2008 with a tattoo. His re-election in 2012 (which was a particularly positive turn of events for LGBTIQ people) was like extra icing on the cake. When Hillary wins will women get tattoos of her?
ShaunNJ
@NoCagada: No, that was what Vivica Fox said about rapper 50 Cent (not crooner Usher). Different men, different musical genres, different personalities. But you were probably confused since all black men look alike right?