On Saturday, a man frequenting the gay sex club Aarows was arrested for filling up a lube dispenser with hydrochloric acid.
For those who don’t know, the chemical is highly corrosive and can cause severe burns to skin, eyes, and the mucous membrane. You don’t want your penis within a five-mile radius of the stuff.
Fortuitously for all the men trying to have a good time that evening, the room containing that lube dispenser was equipped with sensor alarms, since there have been similar incidents in recent weeks. So the 62-year-old man’s diabolical plan was effectively foiled.
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“Police will allege an alarm sounded and security detained the man before police from Rosehill Local Area Command attended,” an officer told the Herald.
Although no serious injuries were reported, the suspect has been charged with administering poison “intending to injure or cause distress or pain, entering a building with intent to commit an indictable offense, malicious damage and driving while suspended.”
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He’s been granted conditional bail and is expected to appear at Parramatte Local Court on September 20th.
ChrisK
A lube dispenser?? What a great idea for my place:)
hyhybt
“You don’t want your penis within a five-mile radius of the stuff.”–Or, presumably, your ass either.
cutterq
I bring my on lube to any event. If you want lube from the establishment you are at from the front desk. i bring my own little bottle of body wash because most of time the dispensers are empty.
barkomatic
I question the decision to let him out on bail.
stanhope
The old bitch was probably going around telling the boys he had the antidote in his hole….stick it in!
stanhope
@cutterq: @cutterq: doll you must go to a sleazy baths.
NateB79
@ChrisK: I have some friends that bought a motion activated, hand soap dispenser that they use as a lube dispenser. Right by the bed and hands free!
Scotty2Naughty
Lube dispenser? Like a soap dispenser? What do you do…Two pumps to lube your butt and one to lube your dick? I bring my own lube or use the personal lube packets….not using any dispenser.
da90027
In my day the Discos had machines in the bathroom that sprayed cologne now lube? LOL How decadent take that shit home or to a hotel don’t get jiggy in a stall that is RATCHET.
I know straight people that use lube on doorknobs…it keeps their little bastard kids from coming in the bedroom while they are screwing