This just in: Word on the street is Don Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle have broken up after five years together. 💔
We’re not 100% sure how these rumors began, but they appear to have been inspired by this photo of the one term, twice impeached, twice indicted ex-president’s eldest son holding up a giant fish he caught in the Bahamas last weekend:
Soon, everyone on Twitter was talking about the MAGA power couple, who first connected in 2018 while Don Jr. was married to his wife Vanessa, calling it quits.
Here’s what they’ve been saying…
How sad, and the three made such a nice couple pic.twitter.com/64eiIfa4E8
— debshaas19 🙏❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@debshaas19) July 4, 2023
They are both trash anyways
— Adrian (@realAdrianDa32) July 5, 2023
Well gosh…….who’s going to replace them as the most hideous couple on the planet?
— Debi in NC 🌊🦋🇺🇦 (@ncdeb6) July 5, 2023
I guess he’ll just have to go back out into the woods and contemplate his lonely stump. pic.twitter.com/2EpNkqhhVC
— Jeff Ralston 🥧🥧🍻💉 (@JeffR914) July 4, 2023
It probably ended after three months or so.
— RolandCuthbert (@Roland69399037) July 5, 2023
But they kept up appearances.
We did some sleuthing, however, and it appears the rumors are false.
Neither Don Jr. nor Kimberly, who got engaged at Mar-a-Lago on New Year’s Eve 2020, less than a week before the January 6 insurrection, have confirmed they’ve split. In fact, the couple just announced they’ll be headlining an event together at the popular 55+ Florida retirement community The Villages along with 2022 gubernatorial loser Kari Lake.
VIP tickets to the event, which is being held on July 18, are $200 and include a copy of Lake’s new book “Unafraid: Just Getting Started.” The fact-free manuscript, which is about how the Arizona election was stolen by Democrats, is being published by Don Jr.’s publishing house.
Guilfoyle also continues to promote the Trump brand and plug her future father-in-law’s 2024 run for president on her Rumble show.
Just the other day she had UFC performer Colby Covington on to talk about the “sham indictments” against the ex-president and to parrot MAGA talking points about how Joe Biden is nothing more than a puppet being controlled by “probably people like the Obamas” and other “super wealthy socialists, the Marxists” secretly running the country.
Prior to meeting Jr., Guilfoyle was married to California Governor Gavin Newsom from 2001 to 2006, while he was Mayor of San Francisco. After they divorced, she was married married businessman Eric Villency from 2006 to 2009, with whom she has one child.
Don Jr. was married to Vanessa Trump from 2005 to 2018. They have five children together. Since they split five years ago, Vanessa has distanced herself from the Trump family and tried to keep a low profile.
Neoprene
The far right is just as paranoid as the far left.
As for MMA Superstar Colby talking about TripNFall Biden, he doesn’t seem to realize that’s his future as well, except it’s likely to start for him when he is in his mid forties.
And finally, has anyone ever seen Caitlyn Jenhim and Himberly Guilfoyle in the same place at the same time? Don Jr. is definitely dating a former dude!
dbmcvey
The reach to transphobia was pretty wild, but you got there.
Jon in Canada
Please consider performing a self-abortion.
abfab
Wire hangers are on the house. Don’t delay.
abfab
Not to insult our most treasured marine life, but I can’t tell the difference between what he caught and Kimberly. And, this shmuck is no longer wanted in Australia so he has to cancel his speaking tour.
dbmcvey
Don Jr. is a mess, but so is Guilfoyle. When she was with Gavin Newsom she was a total freak.
WillParkinson
Was he cheating on her too? Like daddy, like sperm.
Peter
So he threw that shrew back into the sea?
Richpontone
So, who gets “The Blow” and who gets “Blown”????
Jack
Now you know that freaky Gargoyle is going to write a tell all book about the Trumps. She has some good dirt no doubt.
mildredspierce
Sucking a needle dick is how she really got those lips.