If you’re planning a trip to Europe, this handy dandy map will help you decided which, um… “places” to visit. And if you’re not travelling, you can just use this map to perpetuate national stereotypes. Fun.
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Map Of Average European Penis Sizes Makes Sex Tourism Even Easier!
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Scott
Is this in centimeters? 16 cm is about 6.3 inches. There is no way in hell that Turkey’s average is 14 cm and less than other countries. I speak from experience. The men there are quite large.
Evan Mulvihill
Hungary: where size queens go to dick heaven.
Jake
The French and Italians lie
Marie Cohn
OK–we can skip that hellhole known as Romania, for yet one more reason.
Marie Cohn
Sure an’ Begorrrah: the Oirish Curse is not a myth.
QJ201
Girth beats length. Any bottom or straight woman will tell you that. So unless those figures are for diameters who cares.
ewe
I always loved France and must make Hungary my next destination.
Fagburn
This map is completely baffliig to British people.
Officially the UK went metric in the 70s, but people still think in terms of inches, feet and miles etc etc.
Is 13.97 any good?
Irish men are the most hung in Europe, I’ve found, by the way…
Fagburn
“Baffliing”!
JoshP
So their all 6 inches or less, no wonder they’re always at war with each other.
JS
Average always just translates into either being pleasantly surprised or extremely disappointed.
Markie
Stretched queens contemplating where to travel for prostate action. Keep up with increasing infection numbers, the 80’s is not far away.
christopher di spirito
Too bad Armenia isn’t part of Europe. Now there’s a nation of horse dicks.
Red Meat
What is the source of this? I read on Live Science that Spain, Greece, and Italy the best average in Europe.
Steven
Oh là là!
Stupid
The French are all bottoms, though.
Kieran
The only thing this map proves is that most Europeans lie.
mizzymm
Could’nt care less about penis size.
comus
I’ve lived in Hungary. Pretty faces, but German and French junk is consistently bigger.
shannon
UMMMMM……DUMB ASSES…….THIS IS NOT IN INCHES!!!! CONVERT IT TO INCHES AND YOU WILL SEE HOW SMALL THEY ARE IN EUROPE!…..LOL…..ONCE AGAIN….DESPERATE MEN
B
So, based on the data and relative to the rest of Europe, we can guess that Stalin had a small dick and Napoleon was a big prick in a small body.
Guy
I think someone hit the wrong keys for Germany. Goodness, those boys are well endowed! Am I weird for wanting to go to Ireland MORE now knowing they’re allededly among the smallest in Europe?
Andrew Wells
@christopher di spirito
In case you didn’t notice, Armenia is on the map, wedged right to the east of Turkey and just below Georgia. Due to my laptop’s small size I can barely read what the entire figure is, but it says 13-point-something.
If I were a douche and were to really believe/care about this map, it would signal that you’re basically a liar. Fortunately I don’t, because such maps encourage racism, narcissism and the objectification of men.
Conrad
@Andrew Wells:
Thanks you, Andrew Wells.
Frank
@Stupid: C’est tellement vrai!!!
Ruhlmann
@Stupid: This Frenchman has never bottomed….stupid.
Adman
My man is Hungarian, grew up in a “gymnasium camp” training as a gymnast (later bodybuilding and Judo Sambo)from the age of 7. He was constantly called “horse” and other nicknames for the size of his dick, since they sized each other up in the showers relentlessly. He’s very well hung, but just enough past medium in the size-queen sense. I tell him he should make dildo casts. He’s just handsome down there, great girth, and NOT too big. Anyway, he says those other Hungarian guys were tiny, that they were just white without “enough gypsy blood”. Smack talk gets deep quickly with Hungarians, people. just be warned.
Kenny
LOL at all you guys drooling over 6″- penises.
L.
Isn’t the average penis length 6 inchs, anyway? Unless that’s changed? So this doesn’t really tell us much.
I’m from the UK and most of the guys I know/”play” with boast *at least* a 7 incher… But then again, most of ’em are mixed, so I guess that accounts for it. (Myself included.)
Flower King
@Marie Cohn:
I’m from Romania:)
How about to give it a try…I could show you mine, and you’ll come back soon to beg for It again:)
laur_pula_de_balaur
Pai, Marie, lumea e plina de prostovani ca tine. Pana o sa-ti pice si tie pe mana un studiu mai veridic, eu zic sa-i faci o vizita lui Flower King si sa-mi spui daca i-ai putut-o inghiti macar pe un sfert.
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