Marc Jacobs + Lorenzo Martone Get Married (Or Not?) In St. Bart’s

Congratulations to Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone, who just got married in a private ceremony on St. Barts, where they’ve been spotted parading on the beach, after getting engaged in March. And of course Mr. Jacobs was shirtless on his wedding cake.

Sure, Russell Simmons was there, but what about the fashion gliteratti? We need details people! Was Anna hiding in the corner? Was Madonna inserting herself into all the wedding photos? Was Lindsay Lohan drinking … water? Did Jason Preston crash?!

UPDATE: Jacobs’ rep says there was no wedding, just a party.