In case you haven’t heard, Donald Trump kicked off the new year by taunting Kim Jong Un with a “mine is bigger than yours” schoolyard tweet regarding the country’s nuclear weapons:
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018
2018 is looking up, folks!
It’s already being labeled as “the nuclear war tweet heard all around the world.” Who knows what sort of horrible and deadly implications it may or may not have in the future, but in the meantime, it has inspired a fair amount of small penis jokes at the president’s expense since, let’s be honest, that’s what this feud has always been about at its rotten core.
Ladies and gentlemen, the tweets…
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We're all going to die because Donald Trump is insecure about the size of his penis. https://t.co/jwRj8CshVQ
— Translate Things (@TranslateThings) January 3, 2018
I cannot understate how small @realDonaldTrump’s penis is.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) January 3, 2018
Well, Donald Trump just threatened to launch a nuclear war with his penis. Consider my optimism for 2018 pretty much extinguished.
— Ross Richendrfer (@RossRichendrfer) January 3, 2018
https://twitter.com/BGibbles/status/948384783058571264
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/948526125688541185
Donald Trump's penis is not bigger than Kim Jong Un's, confirms Ivanka Trump
— The Rochdale Herald (@RochdaleHerald) January 3, 2018
As we conclude 2017, let us be grateful that Donald Trump has not tweeted pictures of his penis yet.
— Windsor Mann (@WindsorMann) December 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/originalgriz/status/948408366447161344
https://twitter.com/lawdavisito94/status/948382645725155329
Even Cher got in on the action…
TRUMP IS A NUT JOB
WHO IS PLAYING,“WHOSE
?IS BIGGER“,WITH ANOTHER NUT JOB FROM N.KOREA??TRUMP MAY GET US INTO A WAR,WITH HIS 12 YR OLD BOY ”NANNY,NANNY,NANNY“
TWTS??
THEY’RE PROBABLY BOTH THE SIZE OF
“ TOM THUMB”— Cher (@cher) January 3, 2018
Related: We’re not even a week into the new year and Melania Trump has already been memed
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Kangol
I couldn’t care less about his nether parts, button or whatever it is.
I do care that his insecurities could lead to a thermonuclear war that killed millions.
But what’s blazing on the net right now are the revelations by former Trump campaign manager and close advisor Steve Bannon that Trump Jr.’s summer 2016 Trump Tower meeting with Russia was “treasonous,” and that Trump Jr. probably took the Russians upstairs to meet Daddy, which contradicts his lie about not knowing anything about any of this.
They’re in serious, serious trouble!
Kangol
To quote Bannon himself, according to Michael Wolff:
“The three senior guys in the campaign thought it was a good idea to meet with a foreign government inside Trump Tower in the conference room on the 25th floor – with no lawyers. They didn’t have any lawyers.
“Even if you thought that this was not treasonous, or unpatriotic, or bad shit, and I happen to think it’s all of that, you should have called the FBI immediately.”
and
“The chance that Don Jr did not walk these jumos up to his father’s office on the twenty-sixth floor is zero.”
leobaga
You need your depression pill, gurl. You’re going coco.
leobaga
Lol. Trump = peace. Deal with it.
Heywood Jablowme
No one who lives in South Korea or Japan thinks “Trump = peace”!
leobaga
@Heywood. They do!! Japan and SK have so much respect to President Trump they even welcomed him like a King. You haven’t been following the news, gurl.
dwes09
Right, as if his idiotic tweet regarding Pakistan or his insane pronouncements concerning our embassy in Israel (or the other things he has done to destabilize the world /alienate allies) had anything to do with peace! Are you actually as stupid as you seem?
Do you WANT war?
You can be sure he will try sending our youth off to die long he gets thrown out of office.
DCguy
It’s funny when Mo Bro goes back to an old screename and thinks he fools anybody. The best part is that the screename assumes NOBODY on here has google.
Sorry troll, confidence in Trump is lower in Korea than even Canada. Only 17% of people polled had confidence in him.
http://www.pewglobal.org/2017/06/26/worldwide-few-confident-in-trump-or-his-policies/
Please tell the RNC or Putin to send a better troll, you’re TERRIBLE at this.
mhoffman953
Goods. It’s about time we had a President who stood up to nations that threaten to harm our people. If it was the last President, we’d be handing them free money hoping they’d go away
North Korea is insane if they think their military is any match for the sheer power and size of the US military
JJinAus
Really? Trillions spent on defence because of a nut job. Can’t y’all decide who is your ACTUAL potential enemy and plan for that. You spend more than the entire world’s military budget. For what? You could all have free health and housing, yet you would rather spend money on nonsense.
mhoffman953
@JJinAus
I’m not sure what any of that has to do with my comment. You’re mad that the US has a massive defense budget because you want free health care and free housing? Why not just throw in free food, free internet, free clothes, and free cars while we’re at it? Sounds like you’re creating a strawman argument
Even if the US cut 100% of the military budget, it wouldn’t cover the cost of free health care and free housing. Therefore your argument is invalid.
crowebobby
North Korea doesn’t have to “win.” If 2 or 3 of it’s nuclear bombs hit us, we “lose” even if we wipe them completely off the face of the earth. (But of course I’m sure you “know” we can shot any misled down before it gets here.)
leobaga
@crowebobby. Hahaha. North Korea is like the Democratic Party. They have no power – they’re dead. You honestly believe they’re capable of nuclear weapon? Hahaha. Fool!
dwes09
@ theIdiotLeo:
It has been definitely shown that they have functional nuclear weapons (they have tested the, and the tests have been detected and reported…DUH!). What imaginary world are you living in? It has been suggested, based on actual intelligence (as opposed to you strong imagination and weak intellect) that they will soon have the ability to deliver the weapons to US territory, if they do not already.
Why are so many of you regressives so weak minded and removed from reality?
DCguy
Wow, No Bro brought out Multiple Screenames.
Guess that means they know Trump is acting insane and the trolls really need to try to clean up this story.
demetreus
DCguy is freaking Amazing! Calling out No Bro on his multiple screen names LOL
KaiserVonScheiss
“Who knows what sort of horrible and deadly implications it may or may not have in the future…”
Only if Little Rocket Man wants to start a war. Let’s face it — we all know the world would be a better place if North Korea dropped off the face of the earth. But I don’t think Rocket Man is suicidal.
This is a regime that launches missiles at our allies and constantly threatens destruction to its neighbours. Their CURRENT heads of state, Kim il-Sung and Kim Jong-il, have been dead since 1994 and 2011, respectively. It’s literally a necrocracy!
PinkoOfTheGange
10 million Koreans and 40k US soldiers evaporated, are nothing as long as Donnie feels okay about his less then average WASP penis.
good to know.
PaulTK
Trump’s childish outbursts seem to distract everybody. Except Mueller …
1EqualityUSA
With just nine words, PaulTK smacks it out of the ballpark. The crowd is roaring, the cat, purring.
PinkoOfTheGange
One of the few times that
“Sure Jan”
is actually a better response.
Knight
The weird thing is, it’s been a year into Trump’s presidency, and no new wars have been started…yet that doesn’t start everyone on the Queerty staff from wringing their panties and moaning how we’re all going to die from nuclear war. Trump tweets/taunts the N. Korean dictator and the left has a tizzie…but why? Because everything else has worked so well with that regime for the last 10 years?
mhoffman953
@Knight
The go-to reaction from the left is “we’re all going to die…”
>Trump wins…”we’re all going to die”
>Leaves Paris Accord…”we’re all going to die”
>Stock Market soaring…”we’re all going to die”
>Ends Obamacare mandate…”we’re all going to die”
>Cuts taxes…”we’re all going to die”
>Ends net neutrality…”we’re all going to die”
>Responds to a Korean dictator…”we’re all going to die”
The left is more mad at President Trump for reminding a ruthless dictator that he shouldn’t mess with the US because we too have nuclear capabilities vastly superior to his own INSTEAD of being mad at a dictator for threatening to kill Americans every couple of months
BigWill
You’re an idiot, sock puppet.
Ronbo
Those people throwing tizzies are not “left”, they are sheeple of the Democratic party, the center right. Those organizations throwing tizzies are the media driven by the deep state, not lefties.
The current Democratic party is a center right organization working their media and followers so as to PREVENT movement left.
Example: “single payer will never, EVER come to pass,” said Hillary Clinton. What? Over 80% of voting Dems support single-payer healthcare.
More: Hillary was AGAINST marriage equality until about two years AFTER the national tide turned in support of marriage equality. Remember that in her first run against Obama, she was still against marriage equality.
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2015/jun/17/hillary-clinton/hillary-clinton-change-position-same-sex-marriage/
If the 1% can maintain the illusion that the Democratic party is left, they maintain power. They even cheated giving Hillary full power over the DNC when Sanders was surging in popularity.
Brody
Knight –
The liberals are apoplectic because their guy did nothing for 8 years but preen and apologize, and now that a real man has come in and is cleaning house, they know that history will smile on Trump and sneer at Obama. So, they’re trying (pathetically, in my opinion) to sway the narrative in their favor.
Mhoff –
You forgot that he’s going to round up all of us ‘mos and put us in gay death camps. Because, y’know, he’s Hitler and Mussolini and Anita Bryant combined, or something.
Knight
Mhoff – Totally true. Well said.
Bigfatwill – are you DCTroll’s sockpuppet? Because you are equally as vapid and annoying.
Brody – Yup…and the anti-chr….ooops…no, that is too Christian of a reference.
Ronbo – I agree with most of what you are saying in principle. Hilary was definitely part of the corporate/military industrial complex/wall street INC machine. She has never been very far left of center on ANY issue until it became mainstream. I think this is why so many people despise her on both sides; she showed that politically she was willing to say/do anything to win…even corrupting/destroying the Democratic process of primary elections. I think the ONLY issue she would never flip-flop on would be abortion (although who knows? She’d probably give the devil a BJ if it came down to it).
DCguy
Actually we started dealing with Syria, but I guess you forgot about that.
Knight
DCTroll “started dealing with” in that Trump ordered an airstrike on one of their runways…which didn’t kill anyone (or killed 6 depending on which report you believe). As opposed to Obama who armed, trained and funded ISIS/Daesh connected militias in Syria to overthrow a sovereign government. Nope, I didn’t forget anything you disgusting piece of hypocritical filth. But you obviously did.
Brody
This wasn’t a declaration of dong size, it was a simple statement of fact that our bombs would dwarf NoKo’s bombs.
crowebobby
And the war would be over in two weeks, just like WWI, WWII. the Korean War, the Vietnam War and the “few” malcontents who make up the terrorism in the Middle East.
leobaga
Umm, you do know Queerty is Fake News, right? Don’t take this article seriously. It’s all for click bait.
1EqualityUSA
Look at the trump-trolls in this thread! They’re like little sucker-fish. What a load of twaddle, the whole lot of you. Who pays you? How’s the weather over there? Trump is a stupid, disgusting rube. Queerty, WTF?
leobaga
You can’t handle the fact that Trump is turning out to be the greatest US President ever. Don’t be a sheep.
1EqualityUSA
Wool I never.
DCguy
LOL!!!!
Mo Bro screenames desperately trying to troll this thread.
leobaga
mhoffman953
KaiserVonScheiss
Knight
mhoffman953
@DCguy
That’s the only thing you ever say on here, you never have anything of substance to say in regards to anyone’s comment.
The reason you cry about your multiple screen name theory is because it shut downs the conversation and is your attempt to make people defend themselves against your multiple screen name theory instead of addressing the points being discussed.
Knight
DCtroll you pathetic sad sack; we all know YOU are the real troll with multiple sock-puppets (aka “Cam”) which makes you not only a hypocrite but a miserable, lying excuse for a human being. Just do humanity a favor and drown yourself.
Mhoff it’s much more pathetic than that; HE is the one with multiple screen-names/sock-puppets (aka “Cam”) so he uses this VERY transparent tactic to shut down conversation AND cast aspersions on others so people don’t confront HIM for his lame sockpuppetry. He’s just a pathetic troll with no redeeming qualities.
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