Pete Davidson finally reveals if he’s as, ahem, large as everyone thinks
By Editors · 39 comments· Updated on January 26, 2024
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Pete Davidson’s package is, apparently, just right.
The size of the former Saturday Night Live star’s manhood has been the subject of rumors for years, with many of the comedian’s exes and friends feeling the need to rave about his impressive endowment.
The 34-year-old claims being blessed in the bulge department has its own set of disadvantages.
After ending it with Grande, the 29-year-old dated Kate Beckinsale, Kaia Gerber, Margaret Qualley, and Phoebe Dynevor, and many believed his secret to linking up with so many beautiful women had to be related to his size.
Then during his nine-month stint within the Kardashian-verse, Kim added to the penis-palooza by bringing up Davidson’s “BDE” during an episode of her Hulu reality series.
Watch Kim get dickmatized with Pete below:
On Thursday, Davidson put to bed all the whispers and innuendo and finally disclosed whether or not he’s as cocky as everybody says he is.
During an appearance on The Breakfast Club, host Charlamagne tha God brought up all the hoopla over his allegedly massiveness.
He also talks about a penile injury he experienced during a charity trek in 2011.
“I don’t understand. It’s really not that special,” he humbly said, before deflating expectations. “It’s a very normal-sized penis.”
Of course, normal is relative. According to studies, the average length of an erect penis is between 5.1 and 5.5 inches, per the National Institutes of Health. While a more recent study claims men have increased in size over the last 30 years bringing the average to upwards of 6 inches. Yet, every top in Grindr swears they’re 8… 10… 12!
Without disclosing an actual number, Davidson appears to be the Goldilocks of bulges.
“It’s not too big or too small,” he added. “It’s big enough to enjoy and not big enough for it to hurt, is what I was told.”
So now that that’s settled, everyone can simmer down with all the thirst over Davidson’s member, right?
Maybe not.
Pete Davidson said his penis is "just right" not really big or small. Prove it Pete flop it out and show us! I triple dog dare you
Unfortunately, unless Davidson enters his OnlyFans era, the general public may never get full closure on this very pressing issue.
At the least, viewers will be able to feast their eyes on more of a fully clothed Davidson when his new sitcom Bupkis starts streaming May 4th on Peacock. Check out the trailer below:
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Pete might be reasonably attractive without those hideous tats, but at least his big dick and sweet nature are appealing. My opinion of the Kardashians has never changed: trash on steroids. I regret having spent the time reading this.
Queerty does. They’re obsessed with heterosexual men and continually reinforce the stereotype that gay men are constantly thirsting after straight ones.
Who cares? He’s f*cking ugly as sin. Who just sleeps with someone over penis size instead of attraction to them (whether physical or emotional). If you say you’d take a big one no matter the looks then you know what you are.
The average penis size is under 6″.
Most men are just average. It’s rare for a 9+ size. Very rare! Look it up!
Always makes me sad to read the level of queeny vitriol from (what I assume are) fellow queer in comments. This case his a big popular celeb. mainstream media obsessed with him, so he is “ worthy” of the press. And we ought to require face pics in comments section of authors so all the bitter hearts that say he’s butt ugly (he’s cute; a type) can show us their bald heads, big bellies, faces. And butts are beautiful.
Wasn’t it that people couldn’t understand why he would be so successful with the ladies based on “outward appearances”.? He’s had several girlfriends who would seem to have been way out of his league. As the article states “…many believed his secret to linking up with so many beautiful women had to be related to his size,,,”. There’s an overlap here with a certain percentage of gay men who are interested in men primarily based on penis size, so those are the ones who would care about what Pete Davidson had to say about his penis. At least that is how I understand the newsworthiness here. In the end, de gustibus non disputandum est.
Well I certainly am not close to 8 but l have a scrapbook of 35 regular men l have met,not porn stars or hustlers, with their tracing or pics who l have met in my 70 years who were 9+. Some were 10,11,12.
All BWC. Met them in NYC, Missouri, Oklahoma and Texas.
Didn’t he already discuss this during his stand up special after breaking up with Grande? She basically said it as a backhanded compliment, building him up so that whoever came after her would be disappointed. It was b*tchiness disguised as niceness, which seems to be her standard if the people who work with her are to be believed.
It always cracks me up how many people read an article and then get on here and complain about it. Who cares? Well, apparently you cared enough to read the article and comment on it. Crazy.
I’ve never understood the fascination of PD… to me he’s just a loser. Clearly a guy “dependent” on things to get him through life… and his ongoing issues with depression that is really just an outgrowth of the gen Z everyone gets a trophy and coddling mentality. Grow up, be a man and get a life.
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Just.my.opinion
Skinny men usually look more endowed than normal or overweight men.
SUPREME
“sweet meat Pete” is what they call him.
Gay Press
What’s it matter, you ain’t never gonna get it in your butt!
Peter
Pete might be reasonably attractive without those hideous tats, but at least his big dick and sweet nature are appealing. My opinion of the Kardashians has never changed: trash on steroids. I regret having spent the time reading this.
ShiningSex
He’s ugly AF
abfab
I do too, Peter.
SDR94103
blah blah blah
bigdandd
Jeez! Like who cares? This dude is butt ugly and so what?
MSM
I agree. He also is kind of creepy looking. I don’t think he is very funny either. Isnt he supposed to be?
SUPREME
i think he’s adorable.
abfab
Well, bigdandd, we all know you don’t and in no uncertain terms I might add. At lease you’re honest.
abfab
SUPREME. He is adorable. Makes me think of all the unloveables in a Fellini film. La Dolce Vita!
Doug
Queerty does. They’re obsessed with heterosexual men and continually reinforce the stereotype that gay men are constantly thirsting after straight ones.
mark217
He always looks like he needs to take a long shower.
ShiningSex
Who cares? He’s f*cking ugly as sin. Who just sleeps with someone over penis size instead of attraction to them (whether physical or emotional). If you say you’d take a big one no matter the looks then you know what you are.
The average penis size is under 6″.
Most men are just average. It’s rare for a 9+ size. Very rare! Look it up!
abfab
Your mind really does live in the gutter.
Jeffrey51
Sigh and yawn…
johnnysimpatico
Always makes me sad to read the level of queeny vitriol from (what I assume are) fellow queer in comments. This case his a big popular celeb. mainstream media obsessed with him, so he is “ worthy” of the press. And we ought to require face pics in comments section of authors so all the bitter hearts that say he’s butt ugly (he’s cute; a type) can show us their bald heads, big bellies, faces. And butts are beautiful.
abfab
Word.
abfab
All of you above……………………pigs. Like masogynistic straight men. You’re gross. You’re worse.
Fahd
Wasn’t it that people couldn’t understand why he would be so successful with the ladies based on “outward appearances”.? He’s had several girlfriends who would seem to have been way out of his league. As the article states “…many believed his secret to linking up with so many beautiful women had to be related to his size,,,”. There’s an overlap here with a certain percentage of gay men who are interested in men primarily based on penis size, so those are the ones who would care about what Pete Davidson had to say about his penis. At least that is how I understand the newsworthiness here. In the end, de gustibus non disputandum est.
Ouranos
I’m 9” an my bf is 8.5” this doesn’t impress me he looks like a meth addict it would be a pass also not a bottom so idc
abfab
TMI O…………….have another bump.
mark217
How do you know he’s not a bottom? So many married men in the Army were power bottoms.
Ouranos
Unlike most of the community I don’t do that shit that’s how you end up looking like that
And I mean I’m not a bottom so idc about dick size really and if he was I ain’t putting it in that
Bromancer7
Sure, Jan.
dbmcvey
Ouranos writing fan fic about himself.
RickfromAlba
Well I certainly am not close to 8 but l have a scrapbook of 35 regular men l have met,not porn stars or hustlers, with their tracing or pics who l have met in my 70 years who were 9+. Some were 10,11,12.
All BWC. Met them in NYC, Missouri, Oklahoma and Texas.
FreddieW
Please let him fade into obscurity now that he’s not on SNL.
Texasholdem
He’s scheduled to host SNL on May 6 so he’s not fading anywhere.
abfab
Brace yourself, Freddie.
FreddieW
I tape it and watch later, usually. Allows me to fast forward through most of the musical guests. And the occasional host I don’t like.
Mehdi
Didn’t he already discuss this during his stand up special after breaking up with Grande? She basically said it as a backhanded compliment, building him up so that whoever came after her would be disappointed. It was b*tchiness disguised as niceness, which seems to be her standard if the people who work with her are to be believed.
COTTONTOP
It always cracks me up how many people read an article and then get on here and complain about it. Who cares? Well, apparently you cared enough to read the article and comment on it. Crazy.
leecee
Big Facts.
dbmcvey
Women seem to like him, at least for a while. I suspect he’s a lot of fun to be around.
M K
I’ve never understood the fascination of PD… to me he’s just a loser. Clearly a guy “dependent” on things to get him through life… and his ongoing issues with depression that is really just an outgrowth of the gen Z everyone gets a trophy and coddling mentality. Grow up, be a man and get a life.
scotty
he can aslo have a seat on my face.
dbmcvey
I love how he triggers sad, conservatives like Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson.