Pizza In Bed, Jake Shears’ New Stache & Austin Armacost’s Nude Musings

This week the gays geared up for the Looking movie premiere tomorrow night, Ted Cruz finally self-destructed, and the country started falling apart before our eyes. So take a deep breath (the DNC is next week!) and let it out with a double-tap spree on Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIIdZiyAkBj/

Nyle DiMarco came out as a Hillary fan.

When you a ninja and you bout to catch alllllllll the #Pokémon.

A photo posted by BrianJustinCrum (@brianjustincrum) on Jul 10, 2016 at 2:33pm PDT

America’s Got Talent darling Brian Justin Crum came out as a Pokemon Go fan.

Morning workouts with @rohanbodysculptor and @prashantsixpack #dishoom29th July. Trained non stop for 3 months with my trainers for this movie. Give it all or nothing. #jaanemanaah

A photo posted by Varun Dhawan (@varundvn) on Jul 14, 2016 at 11:32pm PDT

Bollywood actor Varun Dhawan‘s bulge got people talking.

We hungry.

A photo posted by Alec Pantaleo (@alecpantaleo) on Jul 21, 2016 at 6:21pm PDT

Good morning drill sesh with these two cats. They definitely know a thing or two about wrestling.

A photo posted by Alec Pantaleo (@alecpantaleo) on Jul 19, 2016 at 10:57am PDT

Tested fights finish! Hard day! #ONEGOALRIO2016

A photo posted by Ashley Mckenzie (@ashleyjudo) on Jul 19, 2016 at 9:22am PDT

Team USA was is bae.

Still life with fish painting. @nerdjuice79 @mrturk

A photo posted by @jakeshears on Jul 20, 2016 at 4:25pm PDT

Jake Shears showed off his ‘stache. And his stash.

Snapchat: JOSEADAM ?

A photo posted by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on Jul 21, 2016 at 7:25pm PDT

Joe Jonas flashed some abs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIFgG1_jMb7/

Isaiah Hamilton took his pants off for Vulkan magazine—

So happy to finally release this editorial with @isaiahkhamilton for @vulkanmag // Styled by @mikestallingsny ??? Check out the rest at the Link in my bio!

A photo posted by Taylor Miller (@taylormillerphoto) on Jul 20, 2016 at 6:05pm PDT

—and it was very, very nice.

Peter = ? … Me = ?

A photo posted by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Jul 20, 2016 at 11:35am PDT

Step 1: Find the coolest trainer in the world , my friend @johnpeelfitness . Step 2: Get out of bed & stop complaining which is what I still do every day. Step 3: find good lighting and flex so hard u faint. & Step 4: Post pic for ppl to see u have gone a while with no fried food & u might be very angry about it. ?

A photo posted by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on Jul 21, 2016 at 11:12am PDT

Colton Haynes showed off his gains. Is he single?

Caption this

A photo posted by Walter Savage (@thewaltersavage) on Jul 18, 2016 at 4:52am PDT

Model/photographer Walter Savage was giving me that Real Housewives of New York City episode where Kelly Bensimon photographed Alex McCord on the beach.

Chilaxin ??????????

A photo posted by @feeshlite on Jul 19, 2016 at 12:32pm PDT

Lee Daniels opened up.

#LondonFetishWeek ?????

A photo posted by LUKEE THORNHILL ???? (@lukeethornhill) on Jul 20, 2016 at 11:05am PDT

London illustrator Lukee Thornhill shouted out London Fetish Week.

Dad @frason1

A video posted by Steve Grand (@stevegrandmusic) on Jul 13, 2016 at 9:21pm PDT

Steve Grand channeled Marilyn Monroe.

But it was no pants day at the office they said…(emoji version b/c Instagram keeps taking it down) ?? #tbt #throwbackthursday

A photo posted by Ashley Parker Angel (@ashley_parker_angel) on Jul 21, 2016 at 4:49pm PDT

Instagram forced Ashley Parker Angel to cover up his crotch.

"It always seems impossible unless it is done " ?? Lots of love to all who have been supporting and following my journey :* I can't express how much I have been motivated from every message I see .. Love you all ? #mrworld2016

A photo posted by Rohit Khandelwal (@rohit_khandelwal77) on Jul 20, 2016 at 12:05pm PDT

Mr. World 2016 crowned its first Indian winner, hot actor Rohit Khandelwal.

Monday

A photo posted by Russelltovey (@russelltovey) on Jul 18, 2016 at 1:56pm PDT

Russell Tovey piqued our interest.

Pizza for lunch. And dinner, maybe. Happy ???

A photo posted by Chal Harn (@chalharn) on Jul 19, 2016 at 2:19am PDT

Thai model Chal Harn had pizza in bed.

I have had to kept this a secret for a very long time, but I can now happily announce that I have been selected as the first gay male model for @haribousa — thanks for all the support and encouragement baby @janettime ? #malemodel #gaysforgummibears #gayslovebears #gummibeardiet #addictiondocument

A photo posted by Andrew Adorno (@andrewmax89) on Jul 20, 2016 at 1:05pm PDT

Model Andrew Adorno dubbed himself “the first gay male model for Haribo.”

A photo posted by austinarmacost (@austinarmacost) on Jul 20, 2016 at 9:59am PDT

Austin Armacost did some thinking in the buff.

Sometimes I make myself sick.. #fancy

A photo posted by Sharon Needles (@sharonneedlespgh) on Jul 18, 2016 at 6:19pm PDT

And best of all — Sharon Needles pulled off an impressive Reba.