– Some West Hollywood gays are up in tribal-tattooed arms over Ciara bailing on their Pride event at the last minute and are trying to snatch the lace-front right off of her head with a $10,000 suit.
– Michael Douglas tried to pretend he didn’t say he got cancer from feasting on ladybits but that’s a thought that’s never going away.
– Also a fan of the snatch game, Richard Simmons, seen here dancing with some lovely female strippers.
– Benedict Cumberbatch used to Cumbersnatch his littler Benedict in front of religious places, making him the most popular altar boy in church.
– Paula Deen is coming out with her own line of butter, tapped straight from a main artery.
– A look at the strange relationship between overbearing mother Lucille Bluth and Liza-crazy man-child Buster.
– Speaking of Arrested Development, it’s #16 on the list of 101 Best Written TV Series of All Time. Golden Girls should be higher, but Blanche probably appreciates their position: #69.
– Amanda Bynes continues not having a job, this time rescinding that invitation for Drake to murder her vagina.
– Jon Stewart bade a temporary farewell to The Daily Show while he goes to werq on his film this summer, leaving us in the cold clammy limey hands of John Oliver.