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Tom Daley & Ben Cohen: “Gay Icons”, The Royal Beard Can Get It, Zac Efron’s Sex Injury & More!

ru-dolls– Christmas can sashay away unless you received these RuPauls RuSsian nesting dolls featuring drag superstars Bebe Zahara Benet, Tammie Brown, Nina Flowers and Jujubee. – Though he apparently spent his Christmas away from bf Dustin Lance Black, Tom Daley was still in great, gay spirits.

– Meanwhile, he and fellow sporting lad Ben Cohen can now be twinsies! pride-house– After neighbors complained about the pride flag on her home, an Irvine, CA woman decked her halls in boughs of homo. harry-beard– Oh, heeeeeey Prince Harry‘s ginger beard. What are you doing for New Year’s? tumblr_mxinp22oTk1t6umpxo1_1280 – Apparently, guys are pretending to be nerds to gain female attention. Because nothing says “date me, I’m heterosexual” like dressing up like a toddler on steroids with your dude friends.

Zac Efron‘s That Awkward Moment co-stars regale us about how awful Zac allegedly is in bed, leading to one unsatisfied lady-love to break his jaw out of frustration. Here I was hoping he just got bad deep-throating lessons from James Franco:

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12 Comments

  • balehead

    Whats wrong with taking care of yourself??…these “nerds” rock!!

  • balehead

    Queerty is getting really jealous these days…..

  • ncman

    The picture of the super heroes is not from the guys pretending to be nerds site. In fact, I think the picture that Queerty is using is probably a group of gay porn stars and not the heteros Queerty is trying to convince us they are.

  • Spike

    FINALLY a Tom Daley post. About time Queerty!!!

    Those super hero nerds look like porn boys to me, esp the middle one.

  • boring

    Fake Nerd Guys is satiritizing the group of morons who go around screaming about “fake nerd girls,” by the way.

    You’d understand that if you paid attention to girls/the creeper dudes who harbor resentment.

  • AuntieChrist

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  • dougmc92

    you need at least 10 years worship from gay community to EARN the status of ICON- words get thrown around too much these days!!

  • hotshot70

    Loved the superheroes. I would love for them to rescue me from a nudist camp!

  • Tackle

    @fagburn: Thanks for posting that link about Ben Cohen. I had my suspicions about him and his seeminly obsession with gay people. It’s apparent that Ben is obsessed with the gay dollar and knows that gay men are easy target for someone hott like him.

    But watch gay men make excuses left and right for Ben because he’s a hott man and give him a pass…

  • viveutvivas

    I’m sure Ben Cohen is not a bad person but isn’t he making a bit of an industry off us? It is starting not to feel right to me.

  • MK Ultra

    @viveutvivas: You’re just a conspiracy theorist

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