– We love that being really, really ridiculously good-looking is considered news these days.

– Speaking of which: Mila Kunis and Ryan Gosling clearly need to make a sex tape and the Citizen Kane of celebrity sex tapes it would be according to Details magazine, which named the pair the “Most Fuckable.”

drake-bell-speedo– We’ve got something Splash star Drake Bell can dive into. Hint: it’s crotch.

Debbie Reynolds — old school hag. Which goes a long way towards explaining Carrie Fisher.

– Everyone seems to be jumping ship behind the scenes at Glee as executive producers Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan and Brad Falchuk are rumored to be leaving the show’s fifth season as high in the air as a Rachel Berry showstopping note.

– Meanwhile, Murphy’s new baby, the sexcapade Open, has been picked up by HBO.

– Apple CEO Tim Cook is apparently not out despite being Out‘s most powerful gay IN THE WORLD.

– It’s nice to know gays in England don’t hold any grudges against Margaret Thatcher.

– Anyone else love Queen Latifah‘s 90s gem Living (heeey) Single? ‘Cause Maxine Shaw, attorney at law, aka Erika Alexander, has gotten proactive about Mad Men‘s whitewashing of the 60s.

– Oh hey, Lindsay Lohan. You think you cute, huh? It ain’t that cute from back here. Trust.

Joe Jonas took a break from making other sexy tapes to make this kinda (?) sexy tape for a lucky fan who had asked him out to prom. Then he surprised her with a kooky disguise on the Today show. And then he surprised her with an array of sex toys…we assume:

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