THE 'BAMA HAS SPOKEN

President Obama Tells The Universe, “Leave Britney The LGBTs Alone!”

Seeing as LGBT existence is about to be outlawed in Russia and Nigeria, Obama just issued a memorandum saying that the fair treatment of LGBT people worldwide is a major priority of United States’ foreign policy and human rights advocacy.

Specifically he said that the U.S. must engage international organizations to swiftly and significantly respond to LGBT human rights abuses by combatting the criminalization of LGBT status or conduct abroad and protecting vulnerable LGBT refugees and asylum seekers.

Thanks Obama! Now how about issuing an executive order providing LGBT people basic non-employment discrimination protection within your own country?