At least, that’s what the promos keep telling us.
For the first challenge all 16 designers showed their work at Times Square. One piece they completed at home before filming, and the second was a companion piece thrown together in a day. Guests judges Patricia Field and Lauren Graham helped Nina, Michael and Heidi decide who was in and who was aufed.
With a name like Andrea Katz, you’d expect her handwriting to look exactly like the font Curlz. And while her first dress was mod, simple and harmless, the companion piece felt like a pregnant bumble bee.
Oh, honey! You remind me of someone who just switched majors sophomore year and is regretting her decision. “Sewing is more difficult than I thought!” A more accurate statement: “Sewing this orange trash bag is more difficult than I thought!”
This shining pink-green whatever makes total sense from someone with cheetah-print hair.
Christopher and Gunnar hate each other already, and according the law of Runway hashtags, we’re supposed to pick a team. But since #TeamDanielVosovic isn’t an option, I choose no one. Regardless, Chris probably deserved to win because his original look was interesting (labor-intensive without being overworked), and he created a large amount of on-camera panic. Also, expect Gunnar to be upset about Christopher winning. This will be a thing. Annoying rivalries are always a thing.
This look is a redemption for Gunnar and his terrible hair. Kicked off last season before even reaching the first episode, Gunnar spend the year “finding his client,” who is apparently a rich color-blind woman.
Kooan (bottom 3)
Oh, look. Project Runway found their crazy Asian for this season. (remember Ping Wu from Season Seven?) With characters like this I just can’t take the show seriously when producers brag about scouring the countries for “the most talented designers in the world!” No, you cast Kooan because he bows and has an afro, not because his designs make any sense.
Lantie (bottom 3)
Let’s take a moment to mourn the life of the vertical rectangle, for Lantie has murdered it. That polygon died an ugly death. It was the snakeskin that really seal its tragic fate. The memorial service will be held on Sunday.
Melissa (top 3)
There was a moment in Mood when Melissa was standing in the black-fabric section (which I didn’t even know that this section existed). She was so encased by darkness that I couldn’t help but giggle.
Yes, home girl loves black. And yes, home girl can design. But can she design with something other than black? Because at this rate, Mood will have to build another wing just for her.
Colorful. Polished. Fine. Easy. Nice. Who are you again?
I’m sorry, did you style your model’s hair with an oversize widow’s peak to look just like your own? Because there are some things we cannot un-see. And that’s one of them.
Was this a Flintstones challenge? That’s the only explanation for a leather bow and leopard-print pajama pants.
Ven (top 3)
Please tell me that Ven knows that Mood has more colors than red, white and pink (a.k.a. red and white).
Sure, I’ll admit that his flowery top looked pretty, the pants were swishy and the pink dress was a nice translation—but it was all too perfect. I. Was. So. Bored.
Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer to Queerty. His signature style? Wearing white on the worst possible day.