Former Republican lawmaker/schmucky talk-show host Gordon Klingenschmitt is eager to get his hands on Katy Perry so that he can gently massage all the gay out of her.
The “I Kissed A Girl” star recently opened up about trying to “pray the gay away” when she was a teenager, saying, “When I was growing up, homosexuality was synonymous with the word ‘abomination’… and hell.”
“I wanted the pearly gates and unlimited fro-yo toppings, so most of my adolescence, I prayed the gay away at my Jesus camps.”
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Klingenschmitt thinks she should try harder to wash away any inkling of homosexual desire from her sinful heart.
Speaking on his television show Pray in Jesus’ Name, the mordant creepo launched into a public prayer to ensure Perry is “born again [and] that she will repent of her sin and stop promoting sin to young people.”
The improbably named Klingenschmitt proved himself something of a drama queen by directly talking to the singer as though she had tuned into the program:
“Katie, you know that God made them male and female. This is what in Genesis, this is what Jesus says, Jesus affirms.
“If you went to a Jesus camp, maybe you remember, God made them male and female. For this cause, a man shall leave his mother and father and cleave to his wife and the two shall become one flesh. Jesus affirmed the definition of marriage between one man and one woman. If you had been sincere in your prayers at the Jesus camp, you would have prayed against sin and the devil. You would have repented of your sin and invited Jesus to rule your heart.
But Jesus affirmed the definition of marriage between one man and one woman. If you had been sincere in your prayers at the Jesus camp, you would have prayed against sin and the devil. You would have repented of your sin and invited Jesus to rule your heart. But apparently, that’s not what you prayed. Katie, she whose sins is of the devil… You are ruled by Satan.
“Katy Perry, you don’t just need more of your Jesus camps, more of the Bible, more of what your parents told you; you need to get the devil out of you.”
Watch the clip, courtesy of Right Wing Watch, below:
Captain Obvious
Since when is she gay?
billybob2003
Since she kissed a girl, obviously! : )
billybob2003
“repent of her sin and stop promoting sin to young people.” Yes, so much better to promote hatred to young people.
“God made them male and female.” No he made them male and rib. Adam had to bang his own rib. So why aren’t modern hetero males still missing a rib? Then god created incest. They had what, 3 son and 1 daughter? So how did they reproduce?
God preferred Abel’s offering over Cain’s offering. so Cain slew Abel. Abel was the first gay. Since he was murdered (first gay bashing) the evidence of the Earth’s first gay disappeared and that is why the Bible-humpers think it is not a god given right.
“apparently, that’s not what you prayed. Katie” No she was praying for a set of big jiggly jugs that she could motorboat.
“you need to get the devil out of you.” He wants to spank the Devil out of her. Typical repressed “christian” perv.
Donston
She doesn’t identify as anything other than hetero and isn’t interested in relationships with women. All she said was that she “experimented”. Gordon (and this article) is just using her name for clicks.
Alan down in Florida
Which would mean her prayers were answered. Lucky her.
natekerchel
Where does Jesus ‘affirm’ that marriage is between man and a woman? There is no link between Jesus and the Old Testament except in the sense that people believe he is the Messiah predicted in Isaiah. These people can make things up because most people still don’t know what the bible says and there is no place in the New Testament where Jesus makes any mention of homosexuality. On the contrary, there are countless times where Jesus urges acceptance of those who are regarded as unacceptable or outsiders. That man is either seriously deluded or just plain bad if he thinks that you can ‘pray away the gay’. ‘Ruled by Satan’? What a moron.
Donston
The Bible has so many sayings and contradictions. Anyone can manipulate it to fit their code of ethics.
Realitycheck
Ruled by Satan, LOL Only in America we have this kind of low IQ, uneducated
trashy religious bigoted morons!
If that is what Satan rule does! Boys we have a new ruler!!! Party on boys and girls!
Jack Meoff
Did he think to stop and ask her if she wanted to pray the gay away? Maybe she likes having latent bisexual tendencies.
Herman75
Yes children come to pray with your old dad klingenschmitt. Old Gordo will help pray it away. And if that isn’t enough, I’m a good old Republican. We’ll lock the door. That’s right lock the door so we’ll hide our sinful nature from my wife, the press, my donors, the cops…
He BGB
Why include this story and give this man a platform? You make people famous that way! People join them. Best to ignor fame wh*or*es.
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silveroracle
There’s klingenschmitts on the starboard bow.
Scrape them off Jim. LOL
DMRX
I literally laughed out loud. Now I’m going to have to go find that song.
tommy4429
Klingenschmitt is a bigot, a fraud and a liar. Morons like this will always be around because Christianity has a built in safeguard by saying that Eve sinned by eating from the tree of knowledge. In other words it is sinful to educate yourself. Klingenschmitt and people like him are completely useless, thet say vile untrue things about the LGBT community then justify it using their interpretation of ignorant ramblings of bronze age goat herders.