In today’s episode of Evangelical Christians Be Cray, Rev. Franklin Graham is going all the way in on gay christians, bisexuals, and pretty much the entire LGBT community.

Since crazy loves company, Graham decided to share his thoughts with Focus on the Family founder Dr. James Dobson on Dobson’s Family Talk radio show earlier this week.

To Graham, gay Christians aren’t normal people with different sexual orientations who still believe in Christianity. Nope, that would be too easy and believing that may just make them human beings. To him, they’re “the enemy” and they must be stopped from “influencing the children.”

Is it us, or have these people been “thinking about the children” since sometime in the late 1950s when they were the children? Does LGBTQ equality turn children into deviants that we all somehow need to be protected from?

We need answers, Focus on the Family! Of course, they have none, but what Graham does have is a big batch of crazy mixed with good old-fashioned paranoia:

“We have allowed the enemy to come into our churches. I was talking to some Christians and they were talking about how they invited these gay children to come into their home and to come into the church and that they were wanting to influence them.”

“And I thought to myself, they’re not going to influence those kids, those kids are going to influence those parents’ children. What happens is we think we can fight by smiling and being real nice and loving. We have to understand who the enemy is and what he wants — he wants to devour our homes. He wants to devour this nation.”

Listen to the homophobic insanity below, and try to do it before you’ve had lunch. Also, Dobson chimes in with his thoughts about bisexuals and their propensity for massive orgies. So there’s that.

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