We don’t know much about football, but we do know the Beyonce and Coldplay concert Super Bowl is this Sunday and that New England Patriots tight end (snicker) Rob Gronkowski is 6’6″ of beefy hotness.
Gronk’s also a fairly accomplished shirtless twerker (hit the :28 mark) with an incredible body, and apparently he once got paid for it by a group of horny cougars.
While making a pit stop to Conan to promote the Super Bowl, he shared a ridiculous story about providing “security” for a male stripper friend in college and being pulled into the world’s second oldest profession himself.
If this whole football thing doesn’t work out, we’re pretty sure there are some clubs that will be more than happy to help him out with a career change. We’ve got plenty of singles to spare…
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Skyler Weston Mays
some of us know about and watch football.
Xzamilio
Sidenote, can ESPN get a clue on their Body Issue editions… why do the guys’ butts always look pushed in and smaller?
chris_clb614
Yes, the Super Bowl is this Sunday. But Gronk’s team won’t be playing. The two facts are mutually exclusive.
Michael Edmonds
Sweet kid ð???
Desert Boy
The Gronk = Hot. Too bad the Patriots aren’t playing Sunday.
Patrick Crawford
I love him. He’s so hot. And an amazing football player
Roy Hortman
Come play ball with me
crowebobby
Gronk doesn’t do a thing for me sexually — I couldn’t have sex with him even if it were possible — but he is so fvcking adorable I’d love to hug him, if I was sure he wouldn’t rip my head off with a single swipe, like a grizzle bear. It seems it’s impossible to make gay friends understand this let alone straight ones.
RIGay
6’6″ of a 260 pound piece of male meat… OH BABY! SIGN ME UP!!!! Love Gronk! LOVE the photo of him (regardless if it’s real or photoshopped!)
vanfanusa
I love the big dumb jock vibe he gives off and I’m extremely happy he doesn’t seem like a hateful douche.
SteveDenver
He’s like a St. Bernard puppy.
scotshot
Pretend it’s candy. Lick it.
Scott Ammarell
What kind of stripper would he be other than male? These labels are ridiculous.
Billy Budd
I love his surname. Gronk Gronk Gronk.
David Zolla
Celsy Velasquez lol
Raúl Hernández
He seems very kind everytime he’s on TV. But yeah, that body, and those looks….WOW
Hussain-TheCanadian
I really don’t under the fascination with football, I really dont.
Hussain-TheCanadian
@Hussain-TheCanadian: ***I really don’t understand the fascination with football, I really don’t. I find it boring, and every play takes forever.
pscheck2
In my fantasy dreams he comes out and tell the world: “I am gay!” (ha,ha!)But continuing my fantasy, I would like him and the backup (hottie!) QB James Garrofollo(?) become an item! (Brady would be pissed!). Again, only having fun. lol.
Daniel Moroni
Hot STUD. Xo