Scientology Uses Naughty Homos

Scientologists may or may not have killed founder L. Ron Hubbards gay son, but they definitely frown on homosexuality.

As we’ve previously reported, former Scientologist and forever flamer Michael Pattinson dished the dirt to author Ian Halperin, who went undercover as a gay actor to expose the wacky religion’s homophobic values.

Watch as Pattinson explains how his spiritual superiors dealt with his sexual transgressions: finger wagging, self-serving demands and shame-inducing “ethics” counseling. Mr. P claims he faced that counsel about fifty times during his twenty-three years as a Scientologist.

That said, it seems the church realized that a living lavender can both an outcast and a meal ticket. No (alleged) murder required. Genius!