Star-studded action flick Bullet Train hit theaters today, and naturally, we’re going to be watching for the plot. With stunning visuals, a thriller of a plot, and an absolutely stacked cast, it’s sure to be a good time.
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Among that stacked cast are some of Hollywood’s hunkiest heartthrobs who we can’t wait to see on the rails (or getting railed, whatever). In honor of their blockbuster release, let’s take a scenic trip through the thirst traps of some of Bullet Train‘s finest!
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Bad Bunny
Bad Bunny had me on a chokehold when he posted this thirst trap pic.twitter.com/yuzOcm6h53
— juelzito (@jrxdcruz) December 29, 2021
Bad Bunny via Instagram. 📸 pic.twitter.com/4Zl1aePmEU
— Bunny’s Network (@badbunnynetwork) June 9, 2022
Bad Bunny bulge 🍆 pic.twitter.com/Md8xHBsdCz
— Famous Bulges (@TheFamousBulges) April 17, 2021
Brad Pitt
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Shirtless Brad Pitt tl cleanse for his birthday 🎂 pic.twitter.com/6MTncda2zy
— Gaspar Joé (@fs0ciety01) December 18, 2020
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Aaron Taylor-Johnson ripped body 🤤 pic.twitter.com/4f6sJ7wXDL
— Male Central (@TheMale_Central) May 22, 2022
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Hiroyuki Sanada
everybody else is seeing Bullet Train for Brad Pitt when Hiroyuki Sanada is right there pic.twitter.com/rPrFeydeOL
— robyn farah (@spacekidrobyn) August 2, 2022
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Logan Lerman
Logan Lerman’s shirtless body is traumatic 😭 pic.twitter.com/YqxMqZ9sfc
— Logandra Feels (@LogandraFeels) September 20, 2015
logan lerman i am free friday night, logan lerman if you’re free friday night, i am free friday night, night of friday i am free pic.twitter.com/ZjbyJE5c0p
— wynter 🏹 (@jupitersIover) August 30, 2020
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Make sure to book your ticket to ride!
If this all wasn’t enough to convince you to reserve your seat, maybe the trailer can do the trick:
bachy
ATJ all the way.
SDR94103
Brad Pitt wins again.
Den
Most of the reviews call it bad to mediocre.
Troyfight
@Den …they are probably right….but id watch this crap over any John Wick [MASSIVE CLICHE COBBLER] any day. Boner bonus is that Brad’s voice leaves me weak…and so much about him.
ScottOnEarth
Regardless of age, no one can compete with Brad Pitt. That man is sexy and gorgeous from the inside out.