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the thirst is real
Kristi Noem proves there’s nothing she won’t do or say to be picked as Trump’s #2
miscalculation
Did Kristi Noem just blow her chances of being Trump’s #2?
grifting grin
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Kristi Noem praises dentist who helped clean up her filthy mouth in weirdest infomercial ever
pick me! pick me!
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Kristi Noem, desperate to be Trump’s #2, is pulling out all the stops as the veepstakes heats up
silent advisor
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Mike Pence is reportedly playing a secret role in the Trump veepstakes
pay up
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Kristi Noem’s endless attacks on queer people just cost her $300,000 & an embarrassing apology
banned from land
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Kristi Noem’s latest stunt to be Trump’s #2 blows up in her face
veepstakes
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Kristi Noem’s audition to be Trump’s #2 just reached a shameless new low
end of the road
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It sure looks like Kari Lake’s long shot dream of being Trump’s running mate is officially dead
knives out
It sure seems like Kristi Noem feels very threatened by the thought of Nikki Haley as Trump’s VP pick
nobody wins
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Kari Lake & Kristi Noem are dragging themselves through the gutter in the race to be Trump’s running mate
sideshow act
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Kristi Noem cozies up with homophobes in Paris while campaigning to be Trump’s running mate
city of romance
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Kristi Noem jets off to Paris with Corey Lewandowski, who she swears she’s not having an affair with
veepstakes
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Welp! There go Kristi Noem’s chances of ever being Donald Trump’s running mate
hot mess express
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Kristi Noem’s anti-LGBTQ+ “whistleblower hotline” is a total clusterf*ck & nobody knows WTF is going on with it
beltway briefs
Ron “Don’t Say Gay” DeSantis’ gaslight tour, the Melania mystery explodes, Lindsey Graham begs for cash
game of thrones
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Kristi Noem’s bid to be Trump’s VP just blew up in her face & we all know who’s responsible
catfight
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Kristi Noem and Kari Lake both want to be Trump’s VP and the claws are officially out
high turnover
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Kristi Noem is apparently a terrible boss & can’t find anyone to work for her
hot mess express
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Surprise! The rollout for Kristi Noem’s anti-LGBTQ+ “whistleblower hotline” has been a total sh*tshow
ice scream queen
Kristi Noem takes a break from bitching about drag queens to whine about “woke” ice cream instead
bigot brigade
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Kristi Noem just took her shadow campaign to be Trump’s running mate to another nauseating level
hate fest
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