HONEY BADGERS

Tammy “Honey Badger” Baldwin To Curbstomp Democratic Senatorial Opponents

Right now Herb Kohl and Ron Johnson represent Wisconsin in the senate. Kohl has said that he won’t seek re-election and neither will the former Wisconsin senator Russ Feingold. That pretty much makes lesbian Congressional representative Tammy Baldwin a shoe-in for the Democratic senatorial nomination. She has a 16 percent lead over fellow candidate Ron Kind and a 22 percent lead over fellow candidate Steve Kagen. She’s also been fundraising like cray-cray in her bid to become America’s first openly-gay senator, so she’ll probably cinch it. Honey badgerette doesn’t give a shit. She just takes what she wants.