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The A-List: Dallas Recap: “Thank God Michael Kors Is Waterproof”

This week’s installment of The A-List: Dallas picks up seconds after the conclusion of the previous pulse-pounding episode. Buckle up for more passive-aggression and cringeworthy come-ons, catfights, snide insults and the continued reign of Taylor the Terrible.

You’ll recall that castmates and various hangers-on had converged at a Dallas hotel for the annual summer shindig thrown by Chase, who was allegedly aided in its execution by Ashley, who didn’t understand the difference between a flash mob and an actual performance.

The party was themed, in a likely bit of cross-company synergy, after Footloose (whose remake is now in theaters). And when Taylor grew impatient with Phillip and Levi for his own nefarious reasons, he accidentally-on-purpose shouldered Phillip into the pool, who took Levi with him as he toppled into the waters.

This triggered quite a bit of fuming and yelping, swearing and stomping. Last week’s episode ended with a soaked, enraged Levi trampling a shrieking Ashley as he went for Taylor’s throat.

At this juncture, I want to point out that Steven Daigle, former rodeo cowboy and reality-TV personality and current porn performer, has asked me via Twitter, to point out that ALD is nothing like the real Dallas he knows and loves. And he says that Bravo’s competing program, Most Eligible: Dallas—which filmed at roughly the same time as ALD— is no better.

What, drunken hookups and hissy fits are unique to reality TV? How “Dallas” are the dudes of A List: Dallas? Tell us in the comments below.

Now, Onto the recap!

NEXT: An intervention for Taylor and Phillip grows a few inches where it counts.

By:          JC Adams
On:           Oct 25, 2011
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    • Myself

      Hey Queerty
      Did that Viacom/LOGO check clear?

      Oct 26, 2011 at 10:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Two step

      JC–have you been to Texas? They really are this stupid.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CBRad

      Now the scriptwriters for that show are stealing ideas from Dynasty.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cynch

      If a rock smashes a Z-Lister’s window and nobody’s watching, will it make a sound?

      These phony publicity whores and all their scripted bullshit are a complete waste of time. I wouldn’t watch it if LOGO paid me.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ray

      @Two step: You forgot the really are that shallow and pathetic too.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 12:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ray

      “But he’s so good-natured and benignly unaware that I can’t stay bothered by him.” I’m so fucking sick of the I love Levi he’s so sweet lies and fawning from people. All of you just say what you mean. He claims to have a big dick and you’re all a bunch of desperate bottoms with a cowboy drag fetish. Just admit you have low standards and are size queens who are willing to overlook just how vile this idiot is. There is nothing benign about him. First of all we know he fucked over the drunk one six years ago. 23-6= 17. Or was it 16. Or was it 15. Could those pesky statutory rape laws be why he’s so desperate to pretend like he doesn’t even know the drunk one? You think maybe if the drunk one hadn’t been screwed over and grown up drowning in “Dallitude” from twats like Levi maybe he wouldn’t have turned out bat shit crazy? Then on top of that the poor little benign innocent thing is dating the bible beating jesus on a stick gay republican neo-nazi. Why? “Because the sex is good.”. In other words Levi has fucked his way through all of Texas and the only one desperate enough to fuck him twice, that he didn’t diddle as a small child AKA the drunk one, jerks off thinking about W Bush. And yet you people are turned on by this. You make me want to burn the world.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 1:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pep, Italy

      @ Ray

      Wow chill out – maybe you shouldn’t let Reality TV affect you this much and save the energy for things that actually matter. Also the Republican or Christian = Nazi comparison makes you looks incredibly smart.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • timncguy

      seriously, is this group supposed to be at all representative of the gay community? If so, then what are 4 of the 5 of them raging queens? Are we to believe that 80% of the gay community are queens? At least on the NY version the queens were kept below 50% of the cast with only Ryan, Derek and TJ.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Will

      3 pages JC Adams? REALLY?

      Is Viacom paying you and Queerty by the word?


      Oct 26, 2011 at 2:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ray

      @Pep, Italy: Leave it to an Italian to speak up for nazis. You want to throw in a shout out to the pedophile pope too?

      Oct 26, 2011 at 2:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Amber024

      Luv this show!!!

      Oct 26, 2011 at 3:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mattsy

      I think its a fun fake show with a bunch of ridiculous phony fags on it. Levi reminds me of Stuart from MadTv ,Phillip couldnt be any gayer if he tried, the drunk, clingy one is headed for a short life, and the one with the lips is destined to be chained up in someones dungeon and abused for days. And by someones dungeon, I mean mine.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 3:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vinny

      I don’t know why people are so upset at the “stereotype” this show promotes. The few times I make it out to any big city gay bar, these are the types so many gays seem to be attempting to emulate.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wayne

      @Vinny: Do yourself a favor. Try hanging out at places that don’t attract stupid assholes.

      It’s not that hard to find gay people who aren’t annoying douchebags, but when you purposely seek them out as Logo obviously did that’s all you’re going to find.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 7:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wayne

      @Will: I can’t imagine why anyone want to document every excruciating detail of this crap assed show if they weren’t getting paid to do it. The only other site I know of that does this is owned by Logo. This has to be a paid advert.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 7:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Myself

      @cynch: $ is why Queerty promotes it.

      Oct 26, 2011 at 11:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • I Mean What

      These queens are so tragic and uninteresting that it boggles the mind. The Logo Channel has officially set back the gay cause 100 years. http://bit.ly/v8rKpz

      Oct 27, 2011 at 10:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pep, Italy

      Ray – I just reread what I wrote earlier but maybe you could point out to me where I am defending Nazis ? ? ?

      Also I am not Italian, I just happen to live here.

      Oct 27, 2011 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shannon

      Levi is DISGUSTING!!!!!! The crooked nose….pox marked face…crooked teef…..sinister laugh….HUGE belly…flat butt….shall I go on?

      Oct 28, 2011 at 1:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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