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The Perfect Reality TV Show For Steven Slater

That took about as long as expected: JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater, fighting to retain his hero status, is already being perused with a reality show offer.

Stone Entertainment wants Slater to host a show where workers who hate their jobs quit in ridiculous, TV-ready fashion. I imagine it’d be sort of like CBS’s Undercover Boss, but instead of CEOs sneaking their way into their companies’ peon force, lowly wage workers would find their way into the board room with firecrackers and a parachute.

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