Around Christmas, former reality show castaway Kelly Osbourne tweleted (that’s tweeted, then deleted) about her ex-fiance, who she’d been dating since 2008: “Luke Worrall is the biggest piece of shit. He has been trying to get back with me. I only came home for Christmas to see him, meanwhile he has been fucking hundreds of girls, as well as men, behind my back.” I’m guess she was referring to Miami’s Elle Schneider, a pre-op trans woman who claims (likely in exchange for cash) she had an affair with Worrall. “I was open with Luke that I was born a boy. He didn’t mind – in fact it turned him on more,” says Elle in a story that’s sure to last at least two hours in the celebrity news machine. “He is a very good-looking guy and when I first met him, he seemed so vulnerable and messed up, I wanted to look after and protect him. He always insisted to me he was single and I had no idea he was engaged to Kelly Osbourne. … He told me that it turned him on knowing I was once a boy. Luke is very different to most guys sexually. It was a relief to find someone who accepted me as I am. Since I was a kid I have always felt I am a woman trapped in a man’s body and I was determined to have a sex change as soon as I was old enough. It was only when I took my clothes off he saw I had a penis. He wasn’t fazed by it – he was very complimentary. He was drunk.” Kelly reportedly saw text messages between the two just before Christmas; hence, her Twitter rant. So now Luke gets branded as a cheater, but also a trans-friendly straight guy. How about just one awwww?