FOR THE GOLD

Tom Daley Takes One For The Team, Lets Loose With Kylie Minogue

The Commonwealth Games got off to a gay ole start when John Barrowman planted a wet one on a cute male dancer during the opening ceremony.

Not to be outdone, Kylie Minogue was on hand for the closing ceremony this morning, treating a live crowd of 45,000 to a flamboyant show featuring Vegas-esque showgirl headpieces. Because sports.

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And there was plenty to celebrate, like “sexiest man alive” (still debatable) Tom Daley nabbing a gold medal.

Tom’s iPhone was naturally close at hand ready to Instagram it all:

Meanwhile, Americans are still trying to figure out what the Commonwealth games are, exactly.