Travis Kelce is celebrating his third Super Bowl win and jet-setting around the world with his girlfriend, who just happens to be the most famous pop star on Earth.
But even an NFL superstar isn’t immune to bodily scrutiny.
Photos emerged last week of Kelce and Taylor Swift enjoying a PDA-filled beach day in the Bahamas, fresh off the final leg of Swift’s Eras Tour in Singapore. They looked like a happy couple: cuddling in the sand, kissing in the ocean, enjoying tropical drinks.
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But for some, Kelce appeared a little too relaxed.
Dressed in patterned blue swim trunks, the nine-time Pro Bowler was showing off his burly chest for the all of the paparazzi to see. Trolls on social media proceeded to judge his looks, and came to the conclusion that the Kansas City Chiefs tight end looks a little heavier than six weeks ago, when he was hoisting the Lombardi Trophy.
The phrase “dad bod” was thrown around more than a few times.
After roughly one week of silence, Kelce responded Wednesday to his critics on his “New Heights” podcast, which he hosts with his older brother, Jason.
His retort to the body-shamers, you ask?
“You’re right!”
While discussing his beer drinking prowess, PEOPLE‘s sexiest male athlete joked he’s now in the same weight class as Jason, who played offensive line for 12 seasons before retiring earlier this month.
Jason claimed he can drink more than his younger bro, which Travis refuted.
“You’re already down to 260… we’re in the same weight class now,” he said.
After Jason clarified that he actually weighs around 280 pounds, Travis repeated himself.
“283? Alright. Still, it’s March! We’re in the same weight class right now!,” he said, prompting both jocks to burst out in laughter.
(Before we go further, it’s worth noting that Philadelphia Eagles running back Saquon Barkley was the guest who ignited the debate. And for what it’s worth, he would be one of our choices for sexiest male athlete…)
Before Jason hung up his cleats, his playing weight was 295 pounds. Travis, meanwhile, was listed at 250 pounds last season.
The brothers continued to debate who would win a drinking contest between them.
“You’re more ingrained. You’ve been drinking more than I have recently,” said Jason.
While that might be true now, there’s little doubt that Jason was pounding brews at a greater frequency than Travis during the NFL playoffs. With the Philadelphia Eagles eliminated, Jason traveled to all of Travis’ games.
His beer guzzling skills, and dad bod, were on full display. And man, the gays were thirsty!
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Speaking of thirst, it’s apparent that T-Swift is enamored with her man, regardless of his offseason physique. They’ve also recently been spotted in Australia and at an exclusive lunch spot high in the hills of Malibu, Calif.
During their SoCal sojourn, they also snuck in workouts at Dogpound, a celebrity-loved gym that Swift often frequents. The “Cruel Summer” singer revealed in December she ran on the treadmill every day for six months while singing her nearly four-hour set list to prepare for the Eras Tour.
There are probably few pro athletes who could keep up with that regimen, regardless of their offseason shape. We wouldn’t blame Travis if he didn’t even try.
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Chrisk
In his business being built like a tank is expected.
dbmcvey
He seems to be doing fine with his “dad bod.”
abfab
Sorry, Charlie. NOBU is not excluisve. The view is to die for. Yes.
ingyaom
Try getting a table in Malibu.
abfab
Do you need help with that? I’m over it–been there, done that. There’s a fish shack across the road if they won’t let you in, ingy.
ingyaom
There’s also a McDonalds across the street where all the paparazzi hang out.
abfab
Yes, anything to make a buck, right? Cher orders in.
bachy
Pardon me for objecting, but if you’re dating uber-famous smokeshow Taylor Swift and being photographed frolicking in swimsuits all around the globe, uh… make an effort.
He’s what: 36? There is a time and a place for Dad Bod. This is not it.
Hayden
So everyone should conform to your idea of what is and is not attractive? Also you’re the leading expert on someone’s fitness level required to date someone? Get over yourself. He’s living a life you can only dream of behind your keyboard and monitor. Your jealousy is showing.
azgaard71
Travis Kelce is a professional athlete, not a professional body builder. He is also not a professional fitness model. His body is built for power and speed; not for posing for unauthorized photos taken at a distance with a telephoto lens.
Just imagine how bad your local sportsball team would be if the coaching staff judged a player’s fitness solely on the basis of lifting their shirt to see if they had a six-pack? You’d have a lot of fitness models looking for their seats on Superbowl Sunday to watch all the dad bods take the field.
As for telling him to “make an effort”? He already did that. It’s how he got TS in the first place.
dbmcvey
Pardon me but if Taylor doesn’t mind why the f should you?
Hayden
Also how many super bowls have you won Mr judgey pants?
abfab
Hayden please, he pardoned himself for objecting. You’re not the forgiving type. We get it. Boshy jealous of these two??????????? I just don’t see it.
These brothers are both shleps. And Taylor has super bad taste in men.
bachy
THANK you, abbie! Let’s hope Taylor learns a thing or two from Gisele Bündchen, who would never put up with this kinda shlt.
Bosch
“make an effort”
Time spent on the body is time not spent on the personality, and quite often, it shows.
abfab
Bosche, that’s a silly statement.
Bosch
Obviously I’m exaggerating, but you can’t deny that there’s some truth to it.
abfab
Hey, Mr Judgey Pants! (I love that) His swim trunks are dorky too and Taylor did a very uneven job of applying his sun block. I’ve been over this couple BEFORE they were a couple, although I loved his Covid spots.
All this horror because a Gay guy said what he thought about another man’s body. Like getting judgey in a Gay arena is some new thing. Please.
Taylor is annoying but like all tourists, she brings big bucks to the islands. And hype.
I’m just sad we didn’t get a chance to see the black cabana boy tidying up the messy couple’s beach towels, rubber rafts, the pail and shovel combo and empty beer cans. Now that would be something to talk about.
Hayden
Still here you are behind your screen talking about how a successful Super Bowl winner with a woman like Taylor Swift looks terrible in his swimsuit.
Must be magic being you?
Baron Wiseman
Anybody can have a great body. Not everybody gets a great face like, Mr. Kelce.
Bonerboy
Amen!!!
abfab
Don’t look in the mirror, Baron. Without ever seeing you we all know that you have a super ugly face with a troll like carcass.
Bosch
What a strange place to, put a comma. Is that Slavic grammar?
abfab
Baron, Wise, Man, is, such, a de,light,
Rozgar
Absolutely! Travis Kelce’s unapologetic embrace of his dad-bod is not only refreshing but also empowering. In a society obsessed with unrealistic body standards, his confidence sends a powerful message: we should celebrate our bodies regardless of societal norms. Kelce’s authenticity reminds us that self-love and acceptance are far more important than conforming to unrealistic expectations. Let’s all take a page from his playbook and embrace our own unique bodies with pride!