WATCH: Group Claims Being Gay Is More Dangerous Than Smoking

OK, who told? Janet Porter, president of the wacko right-wing organization Faith2Action, claims homosexuality is more dangerous for children than smoking.

In a clip from a deranged new video, which Porter seems to think is a clever parody, she reads to a group of children about the joys of smoking from a book Heather Has Two Cigarettes (a not-very-subtle dig at the revered Heather Has Two Mommies). Porter then passes out cigarettes to her class and brands one child a “smokerphobe” for not lighting up. You see where this is leading?

“Homosexual behavior is up to three times more dangerous than smoking,” according to the video. “We don’t promote smoking in the schools, so why would we promote something even more dangerous.”