It was the kiss heard ’round Salt Lake: Derek Jones and Matt Aune smooched in front of the Mormon Church on Main Street, and forced LDS to go and spend a few bucks erecting new warning signs. But hey, have we ever looked at it from the Church’s eyes?

No, not from the eyes of the security camera that shows LDS security fighting with Jones and Aune, but from God’s eyes. As in: How would you feel if two Mormons trespassed on your private property and started kissing?

Turned on? Oh, bad example.

It’s just like the NYC cabbie who booted two guys for hugging in his cab: Some things are private property even when they’re used by the public!

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