NAMING RIGHTS

We Need A “Santorum”-Style Nickname For Antonin Scalia

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia nauseated millions of LGBT Americans and their allies on Monday, when he defended laws banning sodomy and compared them to laws against murder and bestiality.

On Twitter, Zombie Broder put the call out and asked Dan Savage and others to help come up with an alternate meaning for “Scalia,” akin to the definition of Santorum that dogged Rick Santorum throughout his presidential campaign.

Several, ahem, original suggestions have been tweeted already,  but we thought we’d get some input from the very pithy Queerty readership.

So, what’s a “Scalia”? Share your ideas in the comments—and tweet them to us at @queerty