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What the Gays Have Done With Britney Spears’ “3” So Far

So, what’d that take, about three seconds for the gays to hit YouTube with their own renditions of Britney Spears’ new single “3”? Though she’s already recorded the video — photos here — it hasn’t been released yet, leaving web ‘mos to improvise. Herewith, a few of our favorites from the Gs and their kind. Above, In The Loop creator Ryan James Yezak films an original from Scott Nelson, Julian Rivera, and Robben Stanley.
hrisio (yes, lower case), David Garcia, Nuria Orriols deliver some original choreography.
And this is, uh, Cory.
Keeping it in the family, Tyler and Suzanne Foehr speed things up. We’re not saying Tyler is gay, but …
At least Jelani is trying.
Brazil’s Andrio Albuquerque puts together a few steps.


Choreography by Angela Cusumano rounds up some dancers at ARB’s Princeton Ballet School.

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19 Comments*

  • Tartuffe

    Can’t say I like the song, but #2 is really impressive!

  • Tom in COS

    They were KILLIN’ IT in video #8.

  • Andres

    You certainly did not save the best for last (#9).

  • Gabe

    #3 HOT MESS! TRAGIC!

  • Scotricia Spears

    OMG the first one was soooo funny! and well-made too! The drag queen is HIL-arious!

  • alan brickman

    I’d rather see straight guys with muscles do these…the queens are sad, tragic and full of themselves as ususal….go back to hating and being jealous of the morning goods guys…

  • alan brickman

    and hit a gym already!!!

  • Jeebs

    God Brickman, you’re the Bitter Betty of every post!

  • jason

    I think it’s funny how gay guys are finally sending up the minimally talented women of the pop music scene. They deserve to be sent up.

  • me

    Man, this is a REALLY bad song. A REAALLLYYYY bad song. Making it all the more egregious is the fact that it was so obviously designed to be a “hit” with its tedious beats, insipid melody, and OMG!-I-can’t-believe-it’s-a-song-about-threeways faux naughtiness (which comes across terribly trailer trash with that twang of hers). The only thing that would have made it worse is if that talentless c*nt Lady Gag Me sang along with her. And I agree with the obviously much-hated Brickman. These queens are doing a send up as much as they are relishing in prancing around to what must be their fave hit of the moment.

  • Michael vdB

    I think in some of the videos, the dancers were really talented. The others, they were having a lot of fun doing it. The first video was well done. It was a bit of camp, a bit of fun, and a bit of everything else.

    As for Josh…I gave him 5 stars because he made me laugh. lol.

  • alan brickman

    Not bitter just realistic…plus it’s a bad britney song they’re sending up..

  • alan brickman

    hey Jeebs !…considering howoften you rag onthe mornings goods guys…I’d say you wer a BITTY BETTY yourself!!!…plus you sound fat and bald…

  • Tommy

    Am I the only gay guy that can’t stand this no-talent idiot? Gay guys act like she’s some sort of queen, and I just really don’t get it. She can’t sing, her songs are childish and trashy for a 27 year old mother of two, and all her songs sound like computerized garabage

  • scott ny'er

    It is amazing how much Britney pulls in every year based on her talent/songs. This song, on 1st listen, is not very good, I agree.

  • fredo777

    Yawn. I’m a fan of Britney’s stuff + don’t get too snobby when it comes to pop music, in general. If I wanted musical masterpieces at all times, I’d listen to classical. Sometimes it’s enough for a catchy song to just be a catchy, dance-worthy song.

  • scott ny'er

    Ok. A few months later and I admit it. I love this song. It’s very catchy.

    BTW, the Thai and Brasil dancers are the best of the bunch. That last clip from the Princeton School dancers/choreographer, they have interesting moves but… IT DOESN’T GO TO THE BEAT.

    I can’t stand when dancers don’t get how they need to dance WITH the music. That choreography is ALL WRONG.

  • CountMeOut

    They are all atrocious.

  • fredo777

    @CountMeOut: utterly false.

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