Dax Shepard doesn’t want you thinking there is a werewolf trying to escape from his butt crack. All things considered, it’s not an unreasonable request.
Before filming a nude scene for the critically-underwhelming family dramcom This Is Where I Leave You, Dax was nervous that while his ass cheeks are silky and smooth, there’s “a forest in the valley.”
So rather than go to a professional, he employed the help of his wife Kristen Bell for some heavy deforestation with some battery-powered clippers. The theme song of the experience was naturally “Funky Town.”
Here’s Dax explaining the story to Conan:
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BBellairs
And, we’re supposed to care about this…why?
NG22
@BBellairs: If the story involved a dildo, I’d like it more.
LandStander
@BBellairs: Well duh, because it has the word “butt” in it. Anything in the world that happens involving a butt is obviously LGBT news…
stranded
Hollywood, stop trying to make Dax Shepard happen! It’s not going to happen!
redcarpet30
I’d fuck him. Yeah, I’d be all up in that valley forest. Speaking of which, why is ass hair such a taboo? Guys have it. Deal with it. And it’s way hotter than having a smooth baby ass.
Cam
This is gay news?
Billy Budd
I don’t find him attractive at all. I don’t wanna see or lick or fuck his butt.
Paco
Because having your butt shaved by your WIFE is just so queer. Right?
I’m guessing one of the editors has a crush on Dax Shepard or something.
tricky ricky
I have no idea who these people are.
vive
@LandStander, @Stranded, maybe because there is a small subculture of gay men who find him sexy? It is not all about you!
@redcarpet30, I would probably enjoy that too, probably. I find ass hair sexy, and the baby-smooth butts in much of gay porn is such a turnoff. Hygiene has to be flawless though 🙂