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Which Movie Star Slept With The Waiter That Served Him And His Girlfriend?

BLIND ITEMS — “This almost A list always foreign born movie actor was dining at a restaurant two nights ago with his B list movie actress significant other. When our actor saw who was serving them, our actor told his significant other they could ask for another waiter because it turns out our actor had slept with the waiter. His significant other replied, ‘Oh, its ok, I slept with him too.’” [CDAN]

(Note: Accompanying photos do not indicate any relationship to the report.)

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40 Comments

  • christopher di spirito

    Orlando Bloom. I fucked him about five years ago. Total bottom.

  • TJ Parker

    Hey, me too!

  • Adam

    Well I had him before all you nasty bitches. So every time you kissed his lips you were basically sucking my cock. Thanks.

  • Soupy

    When I read this item on another site, I thought it was Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas. There were more descriptors on the blind gossip website.

  • Becky911

    OOOHH THIS IS FREAKY

  • Adam

    @Soupy: The picture made me think of Adam Levine, but apparently the story and the photo are unrelated.

  • TomMc

    I guess Antonio Banderis.

  • McMike

    @Adam: No, the picture is always the person they’re talking about. Is it a pic of Adam Levine?

  • ruhla

    That is Jude Law in the photo!

  • Joseph

    What an awkward momment for the waiter!

  • malcanoid

    For what it’s worth, this reminds me of a story I heard told donkeys years ago, about Tullulah Bankhead I think, but you may know better. She was at a wedding and the person she was sitting against turned to her and commented that he or she thought the bride and groom made a lovely couple. Tullulah agreed, “I know they do dear, I’ve slept with both of them”.

  • Campbell

    The picture is Paul Rudd and he is straight as an arrow – these blinds are so tired.

  • Zeus

    That’s one slutty waiter.

  • Charlie Jackpot

    @Campbell: The picture is of Jude Law

  • Cam

    Danny De Vitto

  • Silent J

    That’s Jude Law, not Paul Rudd!!!

  • Jason

    Did anyone find the full picture?

  • Marcus

    Jeez, this could almost anyone here in Hollywood. We’re sex-fiends.

  • UWSguy

    star fuckers

  • Adonis-of-Fire

    Sam Worthington!!!

  • Narny

    that has to be Jude Law!

  • That Bitch Téa Delgado

    I’m a bit confused by the wording: “almost A list always foreign born….” Does that mean the actor has always been on the cusp of A list but hasn’t made it yet, or what?

    Anyway, yeah, I’d say Jude Law, as well.

  • MICKEY

    When i was working for DIsney, I slept with Disney CEO Michael Eisner once. ew, i know. WHat can i say, im a whore and i just wanted to tell a story that starts off, i did something gross with a celebrity once…

    Anyway, i told a fuckbud (didnt i say i was a whore?) who also happened to work for the house of the mouse and he said he did slept with him too! Small world! ( pun intended!) Anyway, Eisner apparently likes young boys and lured us both in the exact same way!

    funny stiff! totally true.

  • the crustybastard

    @MICKEY:

    The folks at Disney have always tried to entertain young people.

  • Jeffree

    @MICKEY: Bravo to Disney for helping you persue your education! [I had a former college prof help me the same way.] Tell me, is Eisner a “furry”? OK, wait, don’t answer that!

  • jj

    the pic looks like Jude Law!!!!

  • scott ny'er

    @ruhla: NIce guess. That’s totally Jude Law. Innnnteresting. I’ve had a mad crush on Jude Law.

  • Amber Kain

    Obviously, the article refers to Jude Law & Sienna Miller but more importantly, who’s the waiter and at which restaurant can I find him? If those two both had a romp with him, he must be dishy! Jude & Sienna are sluts without a doubt but they only sleep around with hotties. And IF they both screwed him before they got famous, then maybe this guy is the good luck charm. Lead me to his table! And I’ll bring plenty of latex.

  • Amber Kain

    By the way, Jude Law is an A-list star, no matter how much this article’s reporter wishes to dis him. He was nominated for 2 Oscars, earns 7 figures per film & has appeared on Broadway at least twice. As for Sienna Miller, no matter how irksome she may be to me and almost every other woman alive, Madame Wintour does NOT put B-List stars on the cover of VOGUE magazine – and certainly not the September issue. Oh no, no, no. Nevvah. Next time, if you must dis these two cheaters, please do it in a manner more fitting to their flaws. It’s much more fun that way.

    Cheers.

    p.s. Why all the pseudonyms on this comment page?

  • Swell

    @Adonis-of-Fire: I would same Sam, but she’s too short…

  • vixlad

    christopher di spirito, Is this true? Or you are just joking around? Please, be serious about this. Thanks.

  • justiceontherocks

    @vixlad: Oh no, it’s true. I watched.

  • vixlad

    @justiceontherocks: You do know that I was refering to Orlando bloome been fucked by you or your pal? And, wasn’t he embarrassed that he was been watched by you, while been fucked?

  • Brian

    Hayden Christensen

  • Nyckola

    @Amber Kain: Ballsy move to put your full name out there. Brainy move, not so sure.

  • Amber Kain

    @Nyckola: Thanks, Nyckola. But it wasn’t balls. (Or rather ovary-power, in my case.)
    I just said a lot of crazy crap that year. Was heartbroken & unmedicated. Good thing I’m not running for public office, I guess. p.s. My apologies to Sienna Miller & Jude Law. If I said anything unkind, I’m sure it was out of envy. Back then, they were both so hot & famous & I was just so sad & single. (Isn’t that the only reason people troll the internet?)

  • Nyckola

    @Amber Kain: Did sumbody cheat on u back then or smthng?

  • Amber Kain

    @Nyckola: seriously? vete a la cama, mari. it’s late & you’re getting creepy. night.

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