We used to think Ted Nugent was like a crossbow-wielding Gary Busey: not right in the head but basically harmless. He must be going off his meds, though, because lately the rural rocker has been getting crazier—and scarier.

First the “Cat Scratch Fever” singer cryptically predicted he’d “either be dead or in jail by this time next year” if President Obama was re-elected. Now he’s delivered a bizarre on-air vow, telling CBS News’ Jeff Glor “I’ll suck your d**k,” if Glor could prove Nugent wasn’t a nice guy.

“I’m an extremely loving and passionate man. And people who investigate me honestly, without the baggage of political correctness, ascertain the conclusion that I’m a damn nice guy. If you can find a screening process more powerful than that I’ll suck your d**k.

In our circles, oral definitely puts you in the “nice” category but we’d be scared Nugent would bite off our junk with his teeth and make some kind of bear trap with it.

It was almost a year ago that Nugent discussed with CNN’s Piers Morgan what he would do if one of his kids came out as gay.

“I’d say, ‘Get the gun, lets go kill a deer—[“it’s] inconsequential,” he tells Morgan. “I’m repulsed at the concept of man-on-man sex. I think it’s against nature—I think it’s strange as hell. But if that’s what you are, I love you.”

Um, thanks Dad?


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