If Jake Gyllenhaal gets to play the Prince of Persia, why shouldn’t Megan Fox get to play Sarah Rainmaker, the weather-controlling lesbian Native American superhero from the Gen 13 comic series? Fox really wants to, and her Native American blood gives her some resemblance to Rainmaker, but it’s a demanding role. What could be hotter than a sexy actress playing a skinny-dipping lesbian who also fights a cybernetic gorilla?
How about a sexy actress who can act? Ba-dum-bum.
Actually, it turns out that Buena Vista Pictures already made a Gen 13 movie back in 1999, but it didn’t feature Rainmaker and was never released. Sorry Ms. Fox. How about a video game voice over instead?